SIGBOVIK papers are almost always a delight<p>EDIT: From their 2026 publication<p>>Permission to make digital or hard copies of portions of this work for personal use is granted;
permission to make digital or hard copies of portions of this work for classroom use is also granted,
but seems ill-advised
Tangentially related, the only way for a Java properties file to be invalid is if it contains an invalid Unicode escape sequence (“\u” not followed by four digits, and not preceded by an odd number of “\”). After resolving Unicode escapes, any character sequence is a valid properties file.
I've had a program where some R code stuffs some input in an URL, fires it at a server, then reads the returned CSV. No error handling or validation is attempted.<p>As it happens, basically anything is a valid CSV.<p>If the input is wrong, the server responds with an XML error. This got interpreted as a CSV. Every line became a record, but no column headers were found so every expected field is null/NA. All these nulls get nicely sorted and processed, which causes more string errors, etc ... Mayhem ensues when thst stuff ends up in a database.
CSV is not a format, its a vague idea, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrqSp8m7fmk" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrqSp8m7fmk</a> - this is a great video on how to make it fast, and how its pretty bad
Can't agree more. I've dealt with a CSV where multiple CSVs were cat'ted together, but the originals were not in the same dialect and differed even in charset encoding. Wrote a statistics based parser that decided which part of the file had to be decoded which way. Interesting technical challenge, but my god the reasons for its existence were dumb.
My god. I love CSVs because the lack of any standardization makes them incredibly flexible, but combining CSVs is just a wild idea. What was that person thinking?
Falsehoods programmers believe about CSV: "Yeah, sure it's a mess and there are like, a gazillion different dialects of it, but at least once you know the dialect of a file, you can decode it"...
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And others! Here's the full list:<p><i>93% of paint splatters are valid Perl programs (2019)</i> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40197013">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40197013</a> - April 2024 (124 comments)<p><i>93% of Paint Splatters Are Valid Perl Programs (2019)</i> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27929730">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27929730</a> - July 2021 (163 comments)<p><i>93% of Paint Splatters Are Valid Perl Programs</i> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20834351">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20834351</a> - Aug 2019 (7 comments)<p><i>93% of Paint Splatters Are Valid Perl Programs</i> - <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19576425">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19576425</a> - April 2019 (132 comments)
You missed <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38754686">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38754686</a> (1 comment)<p>(Found by clicking the ‘past’ hyperlink leads me to <a href="https://hn.algolia.com/?query=93%25%20of%20paint%20splatters%20are%20valid%20Perl%20programs&type=story&dateRange=all&sort=byDate&storyText=false&prefix&page=0" rel="nofollow">https://hn.algolia.com/?query=93%25%20of%20paint%20splatters...</a>, which gives me <i>six</i> results)<p>More interestingly, gnabgib reported a different number of comments, leaking the fact that they have <i>showdead</i> on (and you have it off)
Yea but isn't it refreshing seeing content like this instead of ai noise?
The reply near the top of the 2021 link with the Master Foo koan hits quite a bit differently in the age of vibecoding.
The actual paper is also highly entertaining - <a href="https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/2019.pdf" rel="nofollow">https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/2019.pdf</a>
From the paper:<p>"An interesting thing about these images is that they’re not particularly
Perl-specific; for example, the program shown in Figure −3 also evaluates as the
number −3 in Python (and presumably several other programming languages.)"<p>We live in the age of Python, which I use every day. But I still also use Perl when it's the better tool for the job. And it often is!
In particular, I like "Figure − 3. − 3 ." as a good little easter egg.
<p><pre><code> The remainder of the valid Perl programs are mostly valid due to a Perl
language feature that is not commonly present in most programming languages.
Namely, Perl has a feature called “unquoted strings”, in which a sequence
of alphanumeric characters by itself is parsed as though it were a quoted string.
As an example, Figure 5 is read by OCR as the text ME, which evaluates to the
string “ME” even though the ME isn’t quoted. This would result in a syntax
error in most other programming languages.
(To be fair to Perl, when perl is run with the -w flag to enable warnings, it does
helpfully inform the user that at some point in the future, the Perl developers
will most likely pick gggijgziifiiffif as a new reserved word:
Unquoted string "gggijgziifiiffif" may clash
with future reserved word at - line 1.)</code></pre>
For those who do not enjoy reading scientific papers this one is worth reading.
I’m more interested in how the OCR missed that ‘Stitch & Shutter’ watermark in the third one.
It looks like the author used Tesseract, a traditional OCR image with lineage going back to HP flatbed scanners in the 1980s [1]<p>Obviously, it's been improved a lot since then - but traditional OCR is mostly about black text on white backgrounds. Or at least, the text being high-contrast relative to the rest of the document.<p>Light gold text on a white background, while there are black splatters? That's the sort of thing it would struggle with for sure.<p>[1] <a href="https://static.googleusercontent.com/media/research.google.com/en//pubs/archive/33418.pdf" rel="nofollow">https://static.googleusercontent.com/media/research.google.c...</a>
Hahahhahah good catch.
That's with the flexible perl5 parser with a dynamic lexer, which allows everything. For my new faster perl backend perl11-p2 I am using a PEG parser, similar to raku, which needs static rules for everything. So I bet it will not accept most of the noise. But I still can run only 50% of all perl programs.
i loved programming perl. both the act, and the book. i long since gave it up, but i am still awed by how it could both be completely unceremonious and absurdly ceremonious. my $self = shift; for instance.
Someone should reverse that and see how many paintings can be made to execute as Perl and what those programs do when invoked.
A whole new twist on "Hackers and Painters"
> fruitful procrastination<p>It is so rare to find proper appreciation for this creative skill.
This is more about a bad OCR than about paint splatters. They also tried multiple OCR settings until one worked. If you used more accurate OCR this would be very different.
It all depends on which OCR to use and therefore meaningless.
It is especially more meaningless since they do not establish the baseline (OCR "pass" % on random input).
Now I wonder if that holds for Objective C programs, too....
The problem is the ocr, then.
Perl is such a ride. I wrote and maintained a nms/statistics/alerting stack around 2003-2004, ended up being around 200k LoC iirc. Just heard it is still in use at that company. My condolences to whoever has had to maintain that monster.<p>I was somewhat pleasantly surprised a few days ago when an LLM out of the blue decided to use perl, not python, for some simple scripting. There is hope in the world yet…
Figure 6 represents the string
“gggijgziifiiffif”, which by pure
coincidence happens to accurately
represent the authors’ verbal reaction
upon learning that “unquoted strings”
were a feature intentionally included in
the Perl language
There is a gem in the footnote right below gggijgziifiiffif, where it says it's possible to make a perl error quine by writing this line to the right location:<p><pre><code> Illegal division by zero at /tmp/quine.pl line 1.
</code></pre>
I just tried this perl 5.42.0, and any file name starting with a '/' will work.<p>See also:<p><a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40202182">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40202182</a><p><a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19576872">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19576872</a><p><a href="https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/48394" rel="nofollow">https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/48394</a>
Unquoted strings are the default in shell languages, and one of the design goals of Perl was to be a more powerful replacement for shell scripts. It's not a particularly surprising feature, really.<p>For anything more complex than a one-off script, Perl is pretty much always written with `use strict`, which disables unquoted strings and certain other (mis)features.
I'm afraid I have to tell you you lack the soul of a poet to truly appreciate the brilliant design .
Perl is magic (like litteraly). I'm fairly sure it's one of the untold inspiration of the Harry Potter books
perl is a write-only language ;-)
93% of Perl Programs are valid Paint Spatters too.
Jackson Pollock was writing perl code all along
My Stone Roses album cover is actually a bonus Perl program?
No, when Pollock spattered paint on a canvas, it was generally on the floor, not the Wall.
The modern version would be to input the image without further context into an LLM and constrain the output to valid Rust.
> Apparently in the brave new world of neural nets, Anything Goes™<p>Quite some foresight indeed!
Luckily with AI, that has since increased to 100% with a small prompt ...
I don't need to read the article because the headline is true.<p>A mentor taught me that you can also roll your face on the keyboard to produce a valid Perl program. It's easy and fun to try!
I thought perl was finally dead enough people would stop mocking it. I'll wait til next decade.
History in reverse: first you win, then they mock you, then they ignore you
Perl is not dead! Its popularity has merely reached dotcom level! <a href="https://entropicthoughts.com/what-killed-perl" rel="nofollow">https://entropicthoughts.com/what-killed-perl</a>
Perl requires more brain power than most coders have, especially nowadays.<p>Perl has never disappointed me. Many years ago during just 2 weeks I'd written a few clever automations and orchestrations in Perl that had lasted with 100% availability for a decade after I changed that job. Even though my superior, the self-proclaimed "top coder manager all-in-one god" despised it (and me), he was incapable of comprehending and rewriting that. It was not because I obfuscated the code, but because of what I wrote in the first sentence above. In the end he hired a consultancy and got a monstrous solution in Java. But finally it was "his".
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