(Hi, I'm a moderator here.) A comment like this breaks the site guidelines, so if you wouldn't mind reading <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html">https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html</a> and sticking to the rules, we'd appreciate it.<p>I have to add, though: if you meant this as a joke, it's actually really funny! So it's a bit of a Shrödinger cat I suppose.