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  • crtasm6 hours ago
    >Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.
    • twiss5 hours ago
      I know everything they write is potentially a joke but I got curious when The Onion was founded; apparently it was in 1988, 38 years ago :)
      • a0124 hours ago
        It sounds like their archive contains 270 year old contents, not that they’re 270 year old company
        • twiss4 hours ago
          <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;about-us&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;about-us&#x2F;</a> says:<p>&gt; Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily readership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human history.<p>so I&#x27;m pretty sure it&#x27;s just a joke.
          • plasticchris4 hours ago
            Seems legit, I trust them. They even filed an amicus brief with scotus
            • mooreds4 hours ago
              Here&#x27;s the amicus brief: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.supremecourt.gov&#x2F;DocketPDF&#x2F;22&#x2F;22-293&#x2F;242292&#x2F;20221003125252896_35295545_1-22.10.03%20-%20Novak-Parma%20-%20Onion%20Amicus%20Brief.pdf" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.supremecourt.gov&#x2F;DocketPDF&#x2F;22&#x2F;22-293&#x2F;242292&#x2F;2022...</a>
              • shermantanktop3 hours ago
                Read the whole thing. Lots of onion-type gags in there.
                • xattt2 hours ago
                  How does that work on the authoring side? Are there staff writers that follow a court document style guide, or are there lawyers on retainer that are a personality match for the org?
                  • jmcgough2 hours ago
                    Gillis (head writer for the onion) drafted the tone, arguments and jokes. He connected to Novak&#x27;s lawyer through a friend at the firm. Novak&#x27;s lawyer then connected Gillis to a former colleague who helped format it and provide relevant legal statute.<p>I was surprised that they didn&#x27;t contribute to the jokes, it really does read like it was written by a particularly funny lawyer.
          • notatoad45 minutes ago
            jokes? in america&#x27;s most trusted news source? i don&#x27;t think so
          • a0124 hours ago
            Yeah I know, nobody takes The Onion at face value. They like to play with words
  • zahlman3 hours ago
    TIL from mid-2011 to mid-2012 the print edition of The Onion was actually distributed here in Toronto (<a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;globalnews.ca&#x2F;news&#x2F;125698&#x2F;the-onion-newspaper-coming-to-canada&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;globalnews.ca&#x2F;news&#x2F;125698&#x2F;the-onion-newspaper-coming...</a> ; <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;nmc-mic.ca&#x2F;2012&#x2F;07&#x2F;24&#x2F;star-media-group-suspends-publication-of-the-onion&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;nmc-mic.ca&#x2F;2012&#x2F;07&#x2F;24&#x2F;star-media-group-suspends-publ...</a>). Seems I missed out :(
    • yargs1 hour ago
      This was a big highlight for me working at Yonge&#x2F;Dundas at the time. I could go grab a coffee and pick up The Onion from an old school newspaper rack. First time I saw it, I couldn&#x27;t believe it was free!
  • quacked1 hour ago
    On the night the Onion finally went out of print my friends and I went and took a few of the newspaper boxes they distributed them out of in Madison. One stayed at our friend&#x27;s house, the other one we used as a distribution box for our own anonymous satirical newspaper we wrote for our high school.
  • analog312 hours ago
    Area Man has them.
  • vitaflo2 hours ago
    I may actually have some of these. I picked up a bunch of issues in Madison in the early 90&#x27;s and I&#x27;m pretty sure I still have them...somewhere.
  • mat_epice5 hours ago
    I was excited that I may have been able to help, but I just have issues from volumes 36 and 37... Perhaps this is for the best, as it would have deeply fed my pack rat tendencies.
  • dfxm123 hours ago
    TIL The Onion goes back to at least 1988.<p>Anyway, I&#x27;m a big fan of what their new(ish) management has been doing, especially with infowars. I hope they can get the issues they&#x27;re looking for.
    • benzible2 hours ago
      It started at the University of Wisconsin - Madison. I was an undergrad there at the time and never missed an issue (but unfortunately didn&#x27;t save them). A few random observations:<p>* It was a huge hit on campus almost right away, or at least once it found its footing and sensibility - the dry conventions of journalism applied to mundane events.<p>* The sensibility of The Onion was very midwestern, and specifically &quot;college-town Midwestern slacker&quot;. I knew exactly the type of people they had in mind when writing about &quot;Area Man&quot;. This article captures that well: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.midstory.org&#x2F;the-onions-midwestern-homecoming&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.midstory.org&#x2F;the-onions-midwestern-homecoming&#x2F;</a><p>* I remember thinking that lots of college towns must have a satirical newspaper as good as this. Then when it went national, realizing that it was really something special.
      • vitaflo2 hours ago
        Personally I always picked up an issue to see if the &quot;Drunk of the Week&quot; was someone I knew on campus.
        • shagie33 minutes ago
          The coupons at the bottom were a great value. &quot;Most biomass for the buck at Cellar Subs.&quot;<p>I wonder what freshmen who didn&#x27;t know about it thought about that issue in August of &#x27;91 when going to their first lecture &quot;University digs mass grave for incoming freshmen.&quot; (The foundations of Grainger Hall were being excavated)
  • johnnyApplePRNG5 hours ago
    Did somebody steal these magazines or are they just being overly dramatic?
    • jandrese4 hours ago
      I&#x27;m guessing they lost their back issues due to neglect and sometimes tragedy. When people are first starting out they often don&#x27;t think that in 30 years time they will want a physical copy of their joke periodical and warehouse space is always limited. When budgets get tight it is sometimes the storage bill that has to be cut.
      • smitty1e4 hours ago
        They had a mood swing ahead of the 2008 election, and truly hilarious characters like Herbert Kornfeld were canceled.<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;cash-room-bitch-be-havin-my-shortie-1819583694&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;cash-room-bitch-be-havin-my-shortie-181...</a>
        • senderista3 hours ago
          Herbert Kornfeld was the GOAT.
          • breznev3 hours ago
            It wuz always about tha numbahs…<p><i>Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways &#x2F; Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here…</i><p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;it-wuz-always-bout-tha-numbahs-1819584383&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;it-wuz-always-bout-tha-numbahs-18195843...</a>
          • smitty1e3 hours ago
            And yet, moderH8ers gonna hate.
    • sghiassy5 hours ago
      Could also just be a joke - never know with the Onion ;)
    • _joel5 hours ago
      They could have just lost them too, doesn&#x27;t need to be nefarious.
    • striking5 hours ago
      It was me. Just wait until they find out which of the 1920s issues I took.
    • Vaslo4 hours ago
      Hard to tell if the onion is trying to be funny?
  • ck24 hours ago
    libraries sadly have to destroy old archives all the time<p>but it&#x27;s not like a lost Doctor Who episode, it will show up eventually<p>meanwhile they can keep eerily predicting dystopia like the government televising executions for entertainment a year before it happens
  • mooreds5 hours ago
    Should have posted the direct link with more details about what they are looking for and how to help.<p>That&#x27;s here: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;archivehunt&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;theonion.com&#x2F;archivehunt&#x2F;</a>
    • tomhow4 hours ago
      Updated, thanks!
      • mooreds4 hours ago
        Title should actually be &quot;Do you have pre-2014 Onion issues?&quot;<p>Because they are looking for issues in 2012 and 2013 as well.
  • justuseAIbro5 hours ago
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