At a past firm I managed a team of SREs.<p>This was very much a "fire drill all the time" kind of place (vs "slow and steady"). The team came to me and said:<p>"Alex, we keep getting bombarded by meeting requests and have no focus time."<p>My solution was to create a weekly "team meeting" from 8am to 11am every Friday and invite all of them to it.<p>They loved it!<p>I mentioned to them that making a meeting like this was something they could have done themselves but they responded:<p>"It carries more weight coming from you. Plus, if someone tries to schedule over it, they are more likely to think twice and/or I can say 'Hey, you have to talk to Alex.' "
yep, did the same for my team at one place "[IMPORTANT] CUSTOMER OUTAGE" (or something similar).<p>We had a publicly viewable calendar policy. And I couldn't believe the audacity of people in other areas to take it upon themselves to just book over the top of existing meetings because they had decided their meeting was more important. And I'm not talking a group meeting where it's hard to find a gap that works for everyone, these were essentially 1:1 meetings where the organizer was someone with a little more seniority. No polite ask/DM first if it's ok, or a note in the invite to explain. Just see "focus time - no meetings" or something else _they_ deemed not important and they'd schedule it in that block and assume the IC wouldn't challenge their authority.<p>So had to play them at their own game to give my team their time back. The meeting was as much as an invite to them to challenge my authority as their previous attempts were. Conveniently it worked and nobody would book over my meeting. I do not miss working for larger companies.
It depends. In the situation where an Ops team has become stuck in firefighting mode, that's something which is often painfully obvious to the rest of the org. And, in that case, it's possible to make a good case for deliberately reorienting towards strategic rather tactical work.<p>Blocking out, say, 2x2 hours each day for "problem management" (fixing root causes of recurrent issues) becomes easy in that situation, with no subterfuge needed. Alternatively, you can nominate part of the team to be either on-call or entirely dedicated to incidents, shielding everyone else who can be dedicated to strategic work full-time (obviously, you need to do regular rotations).<p>The team themselves often need help in adjusting to that (firefighting can make you feel like a hero so, although stressful, it can be addictive). Blocking out specific timeslots can be helpful from this point of view, too - incidents often seem a lot more manageable if they're not crashing in on top of you at unpredictable intervals.
My favorite example of the heroic engineers are "helicopter" engineers who fly in, "solve" the problem at the expense of something else being made <i>much</i> worse. Usually getting the accolades of upper management.<p>Then the heroic engineers get promoted and then learn that they can use their weight to shove others around. Meanwhile the ICs that had to do fire drills to make crap happen don't typically get anything out of it, other than watching some manager that shoved them around get promoted.
How does it depend? It’s remarkably easy to send someone a message and ask rather than just scheduling a meeting over top. It’s a basic social skill and basic courtesy.
But then why do a rather passive-aggressive calendar booking instead of first pinging folks on chat and asking "hey we really need your help asap but there is no gap in the calendar, could we work sth out"? No matter seniority.<p>To me this seems like a matter of company culture that is set from the top. If CTO and VP level act like that, it trickles down and that tone becomes the norm. In either way.
I've been fully remote fo a long time now, but I used to do this with my team and other colleagues. We'd book a conference room and create a 'meeting', but it was just a bunch of us quietly working on our laptops in the conference room (no audio, no calls was the rule), uninterrupted for a few hours at a go. It was quite popular.
This is brilliant, excellent example of the ideal of "management as shielding devs from higher-level corporate shenanigans" in action.
I tried to embody this ideal when I managed a team, but realized shielding too much meant less connection of members with the wider org and too much dependency on me for context and such. Overall, this meant we were a lower value team for the org.
> too much dependency on me for context and such<p>If you're management, that's literally your job. Synthesize and communicate the important context bits.
Sometimes. When my manager went on sabbatical I had to reach out directly to other teams. We got so much done with that higher bandwidth, unmediated communication. OTOH my boss's boss was constantly breathing down my neck for status updates. There's a balance to everything I suppose.
That makes the manager a bottleneck. The manager should shield their direct reports from harm, but also enable independent cross-team communication/collaboration. Otherwise many new problems arise.
Well there is a balance. For certain things it is natural, that you are the one giving them the information. For other things that are much smaller and much more a out generally being aware how others departments deal with certain tasks it can be enough to pick one "ambassador" that maybe does small projects with them or goes to a short weekly meeting or something.<p>It really can help an organization if departments are not siloed off. But sending everybody into every meeting is a recipe for not getting anything done.
Maybe it's not the same scale, but I recently came across this passage in Cryptonomicon which I find applies to a lot of middle management.<p>> The extreme formality with which he addresses these officers carries an important subtext: your problem, sir, is deciding what you want me to do, and my problem, sir, is doing it. My gung-ho posture says that once you give the order I'm not going to bother you with any of the details--and your half of the bargain is you had better stay on your side of the line, sir, and not bother me with any of the chickenshit politics that you have to deal with for a living. The implied responsibility placed upon the officer's shoulders by the subordinate's unhesitating willingness to follow orders is a withering burden to any officer with half a brain, and Shaftoe has more than once seen seasoned noncoms reduce green lieutenants to quivering blobs simply by standing before them and agreeing, cheerfully, to carry out their orders.<p>Again, this is definitely not this extreme in corporate culture but this is exactly the kind of division of labor I see with most successful teams.
We used to schedule a ‘16yr planning’ meeting for our friday afternoon whiskey tasting and were once praised by an exec for our diligence and forethought
I have done the same. FWIW, a 2-3 hour block seems to be the sweet spot, as far as keeping it off the radar goes. Ironically, having multiple a week doesn’t seem to raise an eyebrow.
I've done this, but IMO one of the nicest things about it is that people have the option to use it as an actual meeting place. It's like taking over an open conference room where people can wander in & out at will -- except invited members of the team are the only ones who can actually get in. Do your collaboration and then wander off, or just take your headphones off. There have been many times I've joined the meeting and there are two or three people in there just silently working. They just wanted to be near each other and hide from everybody else! Adorable.
Our product security and engineering teams do the same thing to defend against the project managers - an 8am-2pm product sync every monday and friday. Its worked for years now.
I do this to make sure I get time for lunch— I mean, time for Daily Nutrition Sync lol
> My solution was to create a weekly "team meeting" from 8am to 11am every Friday and invite all of them to it.<p>I've been part of these and the focus time is nice.<p>It doesn't address the root problem, though. If engineers are being bombarded with meetings, those meetings just get squished into the afternoon time slot.<p>The secondary problem was that some people started treating the blocked-out time as their only work time. Once that dedicated block came to an end, they mentally switched out of work mode and were not going to do any more work until the next morning. Before all of the "nobody can do more than 3 hours of good work per day" replies, this was a real problem because people also used this time for discussion things with each other on the team, actual team meetings, and various things other than heads-down work, leaving less than the allotted time for actually working. It was also a problem when something would come up at 2:30PM and the person responsible would defer it to next morning's work session instead of taking an hour to do the work. This might all sound like minor annoyances and it was only some people doing it, but the theme repeated itself so much that many of us soured on the idea over time.<p>The bigger problem was that it didn't address the real issue. Every situation is different and in my case the manager was part of the problem. His solution to everything and answer to every question was to get two people talking. He thought of himself as a switchboard, routing people to other people on our team.<p>Blocking out meeting time helped a little, but what we really needed was an active manager who was handling communications himself and only bringing the team in when needed. We also needed him to have our backs when we declined meetings or asked if they could be an e-mail.<p>The healthier managers I've had take a constant, active interest in keeping their teams' meeting workloads down and rooting out interruptions and distractions. They also empower their team to forward meeting requests to the manager to evaluate and ask that external requests at least cc them for visibility. Every time I've had a manager like that, I haven't felt the need for blocked out focus time.
I once worked on a team of SREs where the workload was so atrocious that we had HR make up new virtual employees Team On-call Primary and Team On-call Secondary and, other than the manager, they were the only accessible team members. We gave these virtual employees their own laptops and phones. When your shift ended, or you needed a break, you handed the gear to the next guy. We didn't have a formal schedule because it was common to get burned out in just three or four days, or if it was a rare calm period you might hang on to the laptop a bit longer until you got a chance to get properly throttled.<p>It worked exceptionally well because then the other employees were unable to individually bother team members. The team name in the HR directory was something vague and reported to the skip level, so unless you were in the know, we were totally invisible to the rest of the org. For some context we were keeping many millions of dollars of daily transactions afloat and it was not unusual to receive death threats from business folks when they couldn't do their jobs.<p>I don't miss it remotely, but I sometimes miss being a member of an invisible force with superuser privileges, with the blessing to unfuck anything we saw fit.
> we were keeping many millions of dollars of daily transactions afloat and it was not unusual to receive death threats from business folks when they couldn't do their jobs<p>That's crazy. My team works on a part of a system handling several million $/day, and if something goes wrong then everyone's chill about it. Lost $100k revenue? Happens. We'll have the comms team send out something about it. The most heated things got was a time that a manager said something along the lines of "yeah it'll be bad if we can't roll out this thing in the next 2 hours." If I got a death threat that's an instant email to HR.
Weaponizing meetings for defensive purposes. I love it.<p>Working in education I am glad that this is not a problem where I am. As government employees we are all understaffed and overworked, and all meetings are short and to the point, because they are good when you need them, but most of the time you don't and a well written Email or a phone call is enough.
That's some cute management jiujitsu there, scheduling "focus time" two hours before anyone normally gets to work. Morning people absolutely kill me.<p>I try to warn junior devs about people like you who "have their back".<p>> <i>"They loved it!"</i><p>No they didn't. Especially if you were in the "meeting".
This has real demand, I ended up in the Gitlab secondary youtube channel one day, ordering by most views, and I found a video [0] of a seemingly normal uninteresting meeting with millions of views. Turns out people were using this as an excuse for looking like they were busy. They disabled comments now but I saved some of them because I thought it was hilarious:<p>I play this when I need my family to leave me alone - so helpful
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I play this when I pretend to be busy. This meeting is literally about anything you want it to be about lol
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I love that we all arrived at this video for the same reason
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Every now and then I'll pause it at a good point in between them talking to make my own voice heard contributing to the "meeting" lol. Gets the full effect in! And the beautiful thing is their conversation just flows with it like they heard me lol.
562<p>[0] <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVtvOpU80Q" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBVtvOpU80Q</a>
For people without adblocker the trick will be ruined at some point by something like loud enthusiastic ClickUp ad.
I was one of those people skeptical that ad-free YouTube was worth the high price, but now firmly a convert.<p>Get it! The best deal in streaming content. Unlocks such a better experience you’ll find a dozen whole new areas of valuable & enjoyable content to explore.
Why not just block ads?
1. YouTube is my primary entertainment so I don’t mind paying for it in lieu of Netflix or Hulu or whatever<p>2. I like that it directly benefits the creators of the videos I watch<p>3. It gets everyone in my family ad free viewing for 0 effort across all devices (I primarily watch it from Apple TV app)<p>4. Gives you higher quality bitrate option sometimes<p>5. It gives me the moral and logical high ground when arguing with nerds about YouTube online<p>6. Can download video on most (all?) devices, comes in handy sometimes, but I don’t use it frequently<p>7. In the past there have been preview features / experiments that were locked behind it, I think PIP was one of them, may be wrong on that. Nice to check them out or get them first
>moral high ground<p>Depends who you ask. Many would say supporting companies that are so anti consumer is in a meaningful way contributing to the problem.<p>Many would argue using "free" media sources is more moral since you're not supporting what many consider to be evil companies.
Reg. point 2, creators get a fraction of a cent for your view. Just send them a dollar once a year, and they will benefit more. Then install adblocker.
just curious - so is YT Premium <i>really</i> ad-free on mobile? I've been burned by streaming services taking my money and still pushing ads in my face. that's the main reason I haven't signed up for YT Premium.
> It gives me the moral and logical high ground when arguing with nerds about YouTube online<p>The thing with paying for YouTube is that you’re giving Google money for them to get more data on you. Logically that seems like a bad deal. I get that you probably don’t mind it, but other people rightfully do.<p>> Can download video on most (all?) devices<p>Is that download as in “they are available offline in the app” or as in “you get an MP4 that you can watch in your preferred player”?
How does it give you a moral or logical high ground?
By arbitrary moral systems, same as everyone else.
For example, it's a counter to the standard argument that "you claim you're against obtrusive ads yet you're unwilling to pay to remove them, you want everything to be given to you for free!", etc.
This is not moral. You're in fact encouraging intrusive ads by paying to remove them.<p>It's very immoral from that perspective.
You might disagree with it, or you might consider it counterproductive, but it's a moral stance that acts as a counterpoint to the other, also moral, criticism.
I know the moment we all start paying, they will add the higher tier of subscription without ads and basic tier would have ads again
At some point, paying for something and knowing it will work is worth it. In particular, ad blocking YouTube on mobile is frustrating.
Not getting sucked into YouTube on mobile is a feature, not a bug
Why? Much like with the person who mentioned YouTube is their primary online entertainment, it also is for me. And I'm using my phone in more situations than my laptop, e.g. when doing the dishes or some chore.<p>I don't watch ragebait videos either, I watch either music videos, or stuff about my hobbies.<p>Ads would kill either. I hate random ads popping up.
Had they done that from day 1 you woulf have a point but it sounds like extorsion to me given youtube got rid of most of its competition and established its casi monopolistic position being adfree.
If you can. A lot of subscription TV channels have ads even though you have to pay to get them. Does paying for youtube block all ads, and if so will it continue to, or will they change as so many others have and just make your payment remove some ads? I'm not even counting sponsored content in a lot of videos as ads, but they are annoying too.
If you are a YouTube Premium subscriber you actually do get a button that skips in-video sponsor ads.
Why bother about what YT will do in the future? Nobody can answer your question, but when/if they stop blocking ads, we can stop paying from Premium. Same as when any service becomes enshittified. For now, Premium does block all ads except sponsored content (i.e. stuff in the video itself).<p>As for sponsored content, I don't think that's under YT's control (other than that they allow it, imagine if it was forbidden: authors would complain about that arbitrary restriction). Sponsored content is like product placement, if you pay for a cinema ticket, why does the movie advertise products, cars, stores, etc? And is it the movie theater's fault?
NewPipe is the way to do that on android...
Smarttube on Android TV's works exceptionally well, too. I've seen people recommend Tizentube over it because it's nearly indistinguishable from the standard YouTube app, but with adblocking--but I actually prefer the more minimalist UI of Smarttube.
Yup. Astounding how many tech people just fork over money to an evil company instead though.
I've been using YT on my FF mobile browser with an ad block and it's been working great.
They could raise the price or start having ads even if you pay. You're a renter. You have no rights.
If they rise the price or start showing ads you can stop paying for Premium, same as with any service that stops being useful to you.<p>Not sure why you need to mention the "renter" thing, this is literally a <i>service</i> you're <i>paying for</i> and that you can stop paying the minute it stops being useful to you. There's no vendor lock-in, just stop paying for Premium when if it ever becomes shit.<p>The OP is not saying Premium will always be good, they're saying why they find it useful to pay for Premium <i>now</i>.
Because there's so much more value to YT premium (including YT music) that goes beyond merely blocking ads. It's really a no-brainer if you watch YT often.
Or, you know, you could just pay for a service that you enjoy. I watch a lot more YouTube and see a bigger need to keep it alive than Netflix, HBO and co for which I am paying good money already, why should YouTube be exempt from that?
Also if Netflix goes away tomorrow, you’ll find their content on torrents easily, but if YouTube goes away, we will lose decades of videos that no one has backups of. Expecting them to offer this service for free and without ads is crazy.
Well some people are in the massive minority that despises modern youtube, even if its ad free.<p>Look at it through a few different lenses and you'll find plenty of reasons to think youtube is overall bad. People seem to love to retreat to the dishwasher repair instructions for some random old model, to try to defend modern youtube. those videos were all over youtube before it became a vile ad infested infinite scroll attention demanding app, and the product has been on a steep decline since the perverse incentives to chase attention by any means have been added.<p>The core of modern youtube in 2026, is a bunch of "creators" pumping out x amount of minutes per week or as often as per day, of low quality content dressed up in a video format to disguise how low quality it is, to their viewers that will click it and not realize how poorly crafted it is because its their main feed of information and that is their baseline. You can deflect this and say there is some high quality stuff, sure, but there is no way you can possibly say that the vast majority isn't absolute garbage, and that youtube isn't incentivized to keep people watching for as long as possible with no regard for which level of quality content they are watching.<p>Literally everyone i've talked to that defends youtube, accepts that they watch some absolute garbage at times, and deem it worthwhile for some reason. I have no understanding for why so many people are just content burning time watching actual garbage, when there is so much high quality stuff elsewhere.
The percent of people who know how to install an adblocker out of the global YouTube audience is so minuscule.
I don't block ads because stealing ad revenue from companies is unethical. These companies have workers who have families that they need to feed. They provide a service for free, so it's the least I can do. I watch every ad in full.<p>My cousin, however, stopped blocking ads on YouTube when the YouTube warnings showed up. She is scared that at some point Google would ban Gmail accounts for doing it, and she's had hers for 10 years and really relies on it. She also says YouTube videos are really easy to download so anything she really wants from YouTube she tends to have a local copy of.
It isn’t unethical to block ads; the norm on the internet has always been that senders send any not-actively-malicious bits we want and the recipient renders them however they want (including not).<p>That said I’m also worried about getting banned for blocking too many YouTube ads (Google doesn’t have any obligation to send me emails after all) so I… just don’t go there.
I block ads because giving ad review to unethical companies is inherently unethical.
Stealing my data bandwidth by sending me unsolicited ads is also unethical. Profiling my online behavior and monetizing it is also unethical. YouTube doesn't seem to be bothered with compensating me for that. Why should I care about them?
> I watch every ad in full.<p>Same here. When I am watching an ad on my phone, I make sure to smile and nod REAL big at the screen-side camera - sometimes throwing in a big thumbs-up - because I need these corporations to know that I love everything they do and stand for.<p>Sometimes I wish that YouTube was just 100% ads. Been ostracized at more than one party for saying that, though.<p>This is the society we live in folks. We have no choice but to accept it. Might as well stop and smell the roses - or in this case, LOL at the LiMu Emu.
You're right, I didn't think about the thousands left destitute by them using UBlock Origin to play a fake meeting video
Corporate psy-op
The mafia is also made of hard working people with families to feed. Sometimes industries deserve to die. Even if the people working in them don't deserve to lose their jobs. That's life in a free market.
There's nothing more "free market" than ads. Ads literally cost you no money (free), and you don't even have to buy the product they're advertising (freedom from market if desired). If I know I'm not going to buy the product in question, I use the time to meditate, or take a moment to enjoy a cool, crisp sip of Kool-Aid. It's delicious when prepared according to the instructions. Oh Yeah!
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There's nothing more free market than an ad blocker. Alice agreed to provide a service to Bob for and bundled in ads, Bob accepted the service and declined to run that JavaScript or render those images when Alice passed them along. If I drive past a billboard or accept a flyer on the street, no one would suggest I'm obligated to look at it.
IMHO it's more ethical to block ads than not to block them because if you don't block them you're supporting unethical business models such as massive privacy invasions by collecting and selling user data, ad-based malware delivery, and scams.
i mostly watch YT via the apple tv app where you can't
YouTube inserts server-side artificial 5- or 30-second delays before streaming can start in order to force you to waste the time that would be taken up by the ad either way.
Because with google it's an unwinnable arms race.
AppleTV
I've been a YouTube premium member twice. Both times, a few months in they start showing ads anyway. Fewer, but still not none.
I've had premium for years and I've never seen an ad. Where did you see ads?
I've had YT Premium for years now and I've never seen an ad (other than sponsored content within the video, done by the video's author).
100% agree. I likely would have stuck with adblockers but watching on TV(s) is worth the monthly fee alone. Also you can "watch" (ie listen) in the background on the mobile app too.<p>I watch YouTube alot btw. :D
The basic install of Kodi on LibreELEC blocks the ads on YouTube. I left Roku after using it for a long time, and the experience with Kodi is far better. Simple setup, too.<p>For mobile, I use NewPipe which allows background YouTube as well.<p>Might not work for everyone but I never see an ad on YouTube.
One of the best products ever created, and they deserve the dough for serving me all the gigabytes. Fast, reliable, and one product not headed for KilledByGoogle. (Did I jinx it? “We’re transitioning to a vertical-video only platform to meet our billion users where they are…”)
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What a miserable piece of software. We don't go a day without cursing it at my company. Jira was dog slow but it mostly worked, ClickUp is incredibly buggy and trying to be an "Everything app" while failing at basic tasks.<p>- A very dissatisfied user
I’ll disable ads! Apologies :)
I don't think there is a human left without an ad blocker at this point. Am I wrong, or are people still clueless?
It certainly sounds a lot more believable as a meeting than the obvious voice acting on <a href="https://iminafleeting.com" rel="nofollow">https://iminafleeting.com</a>
Are they monetizing it? If not they are missing out!
Why don't you just decline calls with text messages, or just ignore them, or simply mute your phone?
The scripts are hilarious, yet not inaccurate. I can't stop chuckling.
'Are you happy with that?'
'Happy is a strong word'
'OK' <i>moves on to the next topic</i>
There's no one talking over another, each audio clip plays only, and immediately after one stops. The voice clarity is also too clear as most synthetic voices are for the obvious reason of being understood. Never sounding organic. Does this fool my toddler? Maybe.
Reminds me of the "boss mode" / "boss key" in old games, like MS-DOS days, which would switch the screen to some spreadsheet mockup or suchlike, updated for the current century.
I think Sierra games like Leisure Suit Larry had that (F11) if I recall correctly. Priceless.
My favorite was the one in Space Quest III. Instead of showing you a spreadsheet, it would pop up a dialog making it clear that you've been playing a game, and would state exactly how long you'd been playing it. You'd have to dismiss multiple such dialogs before you could get back to the game.<p><a href="https://biobreak.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/boss-key.jpg" rel="nofollow">https://biobreak.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bo...</a>
Then you have to exit the game.
<a href="https://hackertyper.com/" rel="nofollow">https://hackertyper.com/</a> and others. Full screen code stream
This was tickling something in my brain and this was it! Thank you.
Audio seems broken now, maybe hugged to death. Console:<p><pre><code> HTTP load failed with status 404. Load of media resource https://iminafleeting.com/media/people/standup-a.mp4 failed</code></pre>
It sounds like professional broadcasters acting out meetings. Perfect enunciation. Nobody whose name is called is tuned out, or has to pause to think before answering. No pauses at all, in fact. Also, in the fake meetings I sampled for a brief time, every speaker was native North American.<p>In real meetings, people are untrained orators with boring, monotonous voices, and various kinds of speech idiosyncrasies. Workforces are international so you hear multiple world dialects of English as well as ESL acents.<p>I didn't hear any stray noises. Lips smacking, throats clearing, background crap in people's microphones. Such artifacts would also add realism.<p>Simulated voice-activation also, gating out noise, and cutting out parts of the speech here and there.
Truly uncanny!<p>Only the British audio works for me, though - if I try American or International, the relevant meetings are silent with a "Join Audio" button which doesn't appear to do anything. (Firefox on MacOS, if that's useful)
Yeah we need a dial to mix accents and dialects, and level of English fluency. I could want 50% English, maybe some Northern English, Welsh or Scottish, and mix in Indian accents, various American, Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, Scandinavian, the odd token Aussie. Etc.<p>That I could enable more South African, or Middle East accents in some meetings would be true to real life as well.<p>Not Finnish. The silence would not work :)
Same, console says something about missing or "unsuitable" audio resources.<p>Sad, I wanted the international broken Zoom call
Thanks, British scoping meeting worked on iOS. Probably would pass muster with family. Even a little laugh in there I heard after a joke.
Same here - Brave browser. Only British works
Same in Chrome and Firefox for me
I wondered why it didn't work. Chrome here, same experience. British is fine.
Do people in offices typically just blast meetings out of their computer speakers? Everyone I work with uses headphones so we're not disturbing other people in the office...
Yes, because that's exactly what offices are for. I wouldn't do it if I had to sit out in the bullpen with the commoners though.
Unless you have good ANC headphones, or find something like pink noise that fits you, you're still dealing with all the talking to microphone of your colleagues.
It's less noisy when you hear 5 people talk in 5 meetings than when you hear 50 people talk in those 5 remote meetings.
It's hard to describe how difficult it is to hear someone talking and then a second later hear then in your headphones. It really breaks my concentration. And it's a solvable technology problem - just use the local network for people in the same subnet. But every meeting provider wants _everything_ routed through their servers. There's no escaping they prying eyes.
Teams has "room audio" and "join without audio" options, if you are talking into a magic box placed on the center of the table the first one helps.
You know what's worse? Talking, and then hearing yourself half a second later.<p>I worked at a callcenter that had a problem that sometimes that would happen. The pet theory was that meant they were recording the call to audit it.<p>You end up stuttering because you think the caller is talking and you want to listen to them, but it's just your own voice back.<p>You do eventually learn to deal with it, but it was always terrible.
I have reasonably good headphones and nice music
Going to the office to have a remote meeting is pretty awful.
Well, not <i>that</i> plausible lol. I've never heard a more AI voice in my life, and I spend hours on TikTok daily..
> Want to feature your product in a fake meeting?
> Advertise with us →<p>Best monetization strategy for a shitpost I've ever seen!
What are all the names for the category of such software... "Self-defense Software", "Busy Simulation Software", "Faux Work Software", "Fake Meeting Software"[0], "Virtual Meeting Simulator"[1], "Prank Screens"[2], ...? Are there many others?<p>[0]: <a href="https://fakemeeting.app/" rel="nofollow">https://fakemeeting.app/</a><p>[1]: <a href="https://z.tools/t/fake-meeting" rel="nofollow">https://z.tools/t/fake-meeting</a><p>[2]: <a href="https://www.whitescreen.online/" rel="nofollow">https://www.whitescreen.online/</a>
Computer-Aided Boundaries? Social Assistive Software?
I'd say a quintessentially British, tactical-yet-polite social interaction deterrent
Voices sound too well recorded, and professionally coached. Theses sound like robotic voice-over artists or narrators. Normal people don't talk this clearly or have microphones set up this well.
We need a fake teams / zoom UI with faces talking. You know, for those working in open plan.
Where's the HR-faced "Can everyone turn on their cameras please?" one with 200 people in the call.
This is quite relaxing as background noise I can safely ignore and work on my project in piece. Working solo all day at home can eat into my sanity :)<p>It's basically big corp ASMR.
Some decades ago there was an actual product you could buy that did the analog version of this service. It was a cassette tape with various background noises, so you could call your boss or spouse from a payphone and play background noise from (for example) a car mechanic’s shop while you explained that you’re not coming because your car broke down. The auto repair recording had a convincing mix of clanging, hammering, and car engine sounds, but there were a dozen other scenarios to choose from on the tape.
Brilliant, this website is blocked at my work: "This content is blocked by your organization".
Not sure I understand the site. Each option just shows a grid of names (like a Zoom call) but there's no audio or video. The "How It Works" section implies there's audio at least, but not working on Desktop Firefox / Linux.
If you can't tell people you want to concentrate on your work, there's either something very wrong with where you work, or you.
I retired a few months ago. These calls have taken me back to the horror of working in tech. It must be what PTSD is like.
Great idea, but the voice or rhythm of the conversation still does not feel authentic. Might fool someone if it's in the background though.
Fantastic product! Needs people talking over each other for greater authenticity, I reckon.
Make it a Zoom UI and I’m subscribing right now.
Trying to access this site on my corporate Windows laptop and it was blocked "by your IT admin" (in Windows itself, not the browser/proxy). So it's already on some kind of list.
This is hilarious but that API Design Review meeting is stressful AF. I can't have that on speaker anywhere near me and concentrate on anything else meaningful. Human voices are incredibly distracting unless there are enough of them to create a general background wall of sound - if I can pick out what individuals are saying, that's no bueno.
Maybe a silly question, but without video isn't this obviously fake? Or is it normal for all participants on a call to be audio only?
Depends on the company. At my last job it was rare for anyone to have video on in remote meetings, and at my current job it's rare for anyone to have video <i>off</i>.
Yup.<p>At the company I was at from 2014-2021, cameras were always off.<p>2021-2023, there the cameras were always on. Even during the all-company meetings, at least 80% had their cameras on. Though it was a small company of 75 when I started and 180 when I left (though it was becoming 135 as I was leaving).<p>At my current place, it's kind of a mix. Small team of 3-5 people, usually on. Larger group meeting, most people off. All-company (about 300 people), only about 50 cameras.
Pretty normal. Camera's usually stay off unless it's a 1-1, presentation, or maybe a VP level call.
It's normal in many places for the only video to be shared screen
If you find use for this tool, chances are good that you're in an place where all the participants would be audio only
Depends on the company, the team, the agenda etc
Totally normal. The only time I ever used my camera is conducting interviews.
I've just spent 20 minutes listening to a conversation about John Carol. Did you know...
A great future feature would be able to generate my own audio using AI on the topic I want and overlay it on this.
This is fun. The audio isn’t particularly believable. Not that it matters for this project.<p>I’ve used a few tts providers and although a technical marvel they are all still easily identifiable as ai. Humans are very good at spotting fakes.<p>This project might work better with mostly canned audio clips of real humans.
This is great, and the modern equivalent of the ancient "Fake Progress Bar" app that you could have on screen for the reassurance of bosses walking past.
This is not making me feel good about the real meetings I'm regularly in.
So they focus-worked only on Friday 8am to 11am? I usually barely arrive to the office by 11am.
This is the greatest use of AI that I've seen so far - thank you :)
The audio level is quite high...I had to set my speakers audio level down to 20% so as not to annoy the cats
This is a hysterical idea and I love it. I have no need for it because wfh, but its so funny.<p>It made me realize how easy to would be to build your own custom version of the audio. Feed your corporate approved LLM some content to generate a script on, to mention your company name, your products, your stupid internal codenames because some exec thinks they are clever. Nothing secret of course, and have it generate a bunch of mindless chatter. "Ah yes, lets circle back about Project Panamax, the expected delivery in Q2 is pushed back to Q3 due to the release of the new Guard feature".
For maximum plausibility, can you please add the "scope deliverable asset" lady voice track?
Simple solution for focus time. If it stops people from setting up an actual meeting for something that fits in an email, it is already doing critical infrastructure work.
I am missing something about how this could hypothetically be useful. If I played this in the background it would be far too distracting to get any actual work done.
I’ve disabled adsense so you guys can enjoy it with UX in mind - tho I have allowed for adverts to sneak into the meetings <i>cough</i>
It’s all with a British accent though ... it won't fly for long!
Or just follow Alberta Tech’s lead: <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/FLz04Wr14AM?is=T1UpCpKLJPwd5PuS" rel="nofollow">https://youtube.com/shorts/FLz04Wr14AM?is=T1UpCpKLJPwd5PuS</a>
Reminds me of the fake Windows Update page.
Please add other language versions! Should be easy to do, and would help us from non-English speaking countries.
Audio doesn't work...
Minor but when I took myself off mute, my box didn't reflect that. Not sure if bug or a feature.
I'm not getting any audio, bunch of 404s on loop.m4a... anyone else?<p>EDIT: seems like British audio does work
Wait a second is that ad thing ironical? Not a big fan of covert advertising.
This is hilarious except not a single of the AI generated voices have Indian, russian or south american accents in any of the SRE, Software or API meetings so immediately suspect :) -also everybody is extrovert?<p>Listening to so many white-coded american voices talk about APIs has never happened in any American company I have ever worked for (Except maybe the Fed Gov)<p>-please do the needful<p><a href="https://iminafleeting.com/?v=en-US&m=api" rel="nofollow">https://iminafleeting.com/?v=en-US&m=api</a>
Where is the one with the senior staff who dont know how to mute (nobody wants to lose their job by mentioning it), has what sounds like a blender next to the microphone and occasionally yells at their dog to get off the couch?
Awesome, if I worked in the UK.
Genius. The people need an MS Teams UI option :O
why would I want to be on fake meetings when I'm already in so many real meetings
Good for laughs, but still not there in realism.
Zen moment activated :)
All Hands:<p>Worker: "I'd like to ask about pay review. The numbers look really strong, and some people are probably wondering if that's going to show up in review."<p>Exec: "That's a great question. I don't want to say anything I can't promise, but we're going to be looking at all our options and I'm sure we're going to look to reward great performance. Does that help answer your question?"<p>Sketch comedy writers, look out. This thing is sadly, hilariously, accurate.
I'd appreciate it if the exec said "The turnover rate for our seniors is very high. Does anyone have any ideas?" "Compensation!" Exec: "No, I mean, maybe pizza every Friday, or a team outing or something?"<p>(Really happened)
I want to be far away from places where they ask if they answered my question.
This is super creative!
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy, K-kinda busy..
Nice, it's got real Interdimensional Cable vibes.
is this the hacker typer of the new gen?
is this what other peoples meetings are like? huh.
For those who don't need the audio and just need to look like busy on teams, there is still the possibility to start a meeting with yourself from the calender.<p>This is what I do if I kneed quite tunnel-time.
Every time I participated in corporate business calls I wondered "where these people take all these sentences and words from?". Now I know, they were computers.
coming from someone who is the farthest from an ai hater, these zero effort cookie cutter one shot claude sites are just bleh. Why would I bother using the site if you put in 0 effort
The ‘mixed’ accent option appears to be just British after all
Usefull!
I'm gonna ironically make a Claude theme and use that if I ever hand write a site again. :)
what a fucking stupid meetings with stupid accents and stupid people talking stupid corporate shit making it sound like they are engineering a rocket. ffs, you are the plumbers writing the cruds.<p>smart meetings have `pauses`, `thoughts` and `i don't knows`. this is so fucking stupid that i find it lame enough not to use it.
needs more "hmms" and "uhms" to sound believable... this is all fairly flat and evenly cadenced
This is the new BS generator, but more useful
This is hilarious, but I think people should be addressing the real issue instead of this, maybe that work environment isn’t for you and it’s time to look somewhere if you need to pretend. Just say you’re busy or fill your calendar with whatever you are working on without a meeting, in fact, a lot of meetings is a sign of a wasted time so if I see someone (especially technical) is doing a lot of meeting I know they are wasting time or slacking.
bro, that's cool. My friends disturb me a lot while working. This would definitely help
haha, now I can always use this website if I don't want to be interrupted lol
Can we just be honest?
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