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  • hedgehog6 hours ago
    I wanted to see some pictures, this paper has good ones:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;onlinelibrary.wiley.com&#x2F;doi&#x2F;full&#x2F;10.1002&#x2F;ece3.10332" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;onlinelibrary.wiley.com&#x2F;doi&#x2F;full&#x2F;10.1002&#x2F;ece3.10332</a><p>If you put your finger in front of a garden slug it may try to eat it, it&#x27;s a very odd sand-paper sensation but I never knew why.
    • horacemorace5 hours ago
      Garden snails around seattle will absolutely bite you (teeny tiny bite) and draw blood if you let them crawl around on your skin.
      • eth0up2 hours ago
        Beware of strongyloids. Or apparently to maintain complexity of taxonomy <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Angiostrongyliasis" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Angiostrongyliasis</a><p>Or rat (snail&#x2F;slug) lungworm
        • hedgehog2 hours ago
          Any article with headings &quot;Eye invasion&quot; and &quot;Lumbar puncture&quot; is bound to be a good time.
    • deepsun6 hours ago
      &quot;try&quot;? If it&#x27;s harder than your skin it means it did, not tried.
      • xboxnolifes1 hour ago
        Just because you succeeded doesn&#x27;t mean you didn&#x27;t try.
      • hedgehog5 hours ago
        It may have gotten a nibble but empirically I still have a finger :)
        • dylan6043 hours ago
          Doesn&#x27;t mean you were not bitten though.
          • recursive33 minutes ago
            If it wasn&#x27;t accidental, that bite represents an attempt to bite.
      • ozyschmozy2 hours ago
        A steel door is certainly harder than my skin and also certainly can&#x27;t be used to &quot;bite&quot; me or puncture my skin (save for crushing it given enough force)
      • jayd163 hours ago
        Just because it&#x27;s harder doesn&#x27;t mean it necessarily has the strength to tear off skin.
    • Sharlin6 hours ago
      Analogous to the keratinous denticles in a cat tongue, just much smaller in scale.
    • aiisjustanif5 hours ago
      Well that was more disturbing than I thought it would be.
  • steve_adams_8617 minutes ago
    If you ever watch these guys in an aquarium, you notice they&#x27;re basically constantly chewing on things. I&#x27;ve wondered many times how they keep such tiny teeth in good condition if they never given them a rest, but, here&#x27;s why. Nature creates such cool creatures
  • ziofill6 hours ago
    &gt; Thats’s comparable to a single strand of spaghetti holding up about 3,300 one-pound bags of sugar<p>What an odd example. A mid-sized car would have been much clearer.
    • bjt36 minutes ago
      I also thought that was weird. Then I learned it gets better. If you click through to the BBC article that was apparently their main source, the quote is this:<p>&gt; Alternatively, as Prof Barber explained, it can be compared to a single string of spaghetti holding up 3,000 half-kilogram bags of sugar.<p>So the professor used an item that was familiar to his English audience (1500 kg=3307 lbs), then the Smithsonian writer tried to be helpful in converting the units, but switched to an item far less familiar to an American. I don&#x27;t think I&#x27;ve ever bought a 1lb bag of sugar here, while a 500g bag is a little small but normal in the UK.<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.bbc.com&#x2F;news&#x2F;science-environment-31500883" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.bbc.com&#x2F;news&#x2F;science-environment-31500883</a><p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.sainsburys.co.uk&#x2F;gol-ui&#x2F;product&#x2F;sainsburys-white-granulated-sugar-500g" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.sainsburys.co.uk&#x2F;gol-ui&#x2F;product&#x2F;sainsburys-white...</a>
    • zapkyeskrill2 hours ago
      But everyone knows, by experience, what 3300 individual roughly one pound bags of sugar weighs and what sort of force is needed to hold it up. Mid sized car is ambiguous, and nobody saw anybody hold that up (seeing hulk doesn&#x27;t count)
      • Loughla39 minutes ago
        But what is it in football fields?<p>That&#x27;s the usual measurement of size in the States and it&#x27;s absolutely unbelievably ridiculous.
      • jaapz1 hour ago
        You think people are better at estimating what 3300 bags of sugar look like - as opposed to estimating the size of a car?<p>How often has anyone ever seen 3300 bags of sugar together in their lives, do you think?
      • saberience2 hours ago
        Do they? I don&#x27;t recall ever seeing a bag of sugar in my life. I&#x27;m not a baker though so maybe that explains it.<p>A car is more easier to picture for me.
        • ninalanyon1 hour ago
          You must be from the US.
          • dmoy1 hour ago
            I am from the US and buy bags of sugar.<p>What else does sugar come in? If not bags? I don&#x27;t think I&#x27;ve ever bought sugar in something other than a bag.
    • kbelder37 minutes ago
      I&#x27;m guessing this was initially &#x27;1.5 metric tons&#x27;, and through a number of helpful and friendly conversions, ended up at 3,300 sugar bags.
    • sph2 hours ago
      Mid-sized European or American car?
      • antod59 minutes ago
        The properly calibrated unit is a Volkswagen Beetle.
    • IshKebab3 hours ago
      &gt; 3,300 one-pound bags of sugar<p>Woah that must weigh almost 3,301 pounds!
      • sph2 hours ago
        No, it’s 3,300 £1 bags of sugar, with undefined weight
    • flippyhead3 hours ago
      Must be a british thing?
      • natebc2 hours ago
        well that&#x27;s just £3300 then, yeah?
        • tucnak2 hours ago
          Half that, 3300 pounds of sugar is roughly 1800 quid (retail) and wholesale is probably half of that.
          • natebc1 hour ago
            Well that&#x27;s what ... 300 or so pints?
            • dmoy1 hour ago
              Wait beer in the UK is 11 quid per pint??? I know UK pints are bigger, but that seems really pricey
              • natebc14 minutes ago
                I estimated about 6 quid. We left £3300 behind because 3300 1-lb bags of sugar only costs £1800.<p>;) I like these easy breezy Late Friday threads!
    • echelon2 hours ago
      I can&#x27;t wait until our LLM agents spot these and substitute in our own favorite, personally intuitive format conversions appropriate for the scale.<p>I&#x27;d like this to be expressed in units of pallet(s) of standard cinder blocks.
  • RajT886 hours ago
    &gt; 3,300 one-pound bags of sugar<p>Ah, but how many one pound bags of concrete could it hold??<p>Why bags of anything? This is a poor way of communicating weight. Just say &quot;a modern passenger car&quot;.
    • loloquwowndueo6 hours ago
      Sorry I only understand football field based units of measurement
      • fnordpiglet6 hours ago
        It’s a real condition. For me it’s jet liners of various makes. I had to rewrite the quote as “0.005 Boeing 777’s” to be able to comprehend just how strong those snails teeth are.
        • eth0up6 hours ago
          Sorry, but that&#x27;s what 14 (standard) pickup trucks of yak hair was invented for.
          • djtriptych5 hours ago
            ok but what color is the yak hair?
            • thenewwazoo4 hours ago
              Same color as the bike shed, obviously
            • eth0up3 hours ago
              Not from Unitzikstan I see<p>White, of course; that way the statisticians can dye them any color they want. But for ultra high precision I do recommend the Boeing system. But be sure to use the older models, before private equity firms replaced all the metal parts with zipties. If you can&#x27;t find a quality Boeing (plausible), consider 1.1 Blue Whales (tricky).<p>fnordpiglet was being deliberately humble with the decimals. It&#x27;s accurate down to the semi firkin. Not to be confused with a quarter Tod.<p>Ignore the redundant bike shed comment, as that fits precisely 3,300 one-pound bags of sugar. Anyone with a bike should know that.
      • Rooster614 hours ago
        Wait, I can do that? Here I&#x27;ve been using Smoots this whole time (with great difficulty might I add).
      • rz2k1 hour ago
        Obviously it weighs 10,300 baseballs, which are 26 football fields long.
      • isatty3 hours ago
        A football field is by far a better measurement than 3300 one pound bags of sugar.
        • sph2 hours ago
          It is not if all you know are football fields and not American football fields.<p>I still don’t know how they even compare.
          • bch2 hours ago
            That&#x27;s why we use the %fill of an Olympic Sized Pool - doesn&#x27;t matter from what continent the field comes, they fill the pool equally.
      • bell-cot5 hours ago
        Understandable, with how many there are to pick from, and the wiggle room in the longest ones -<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;upload.wikimedia.org&#x2F;wikipedia&#x2F;commons&#x2F;thumb&#x2F;8&#x2F;8b&#x2F;Association_Football_field_diagram_-en.svg&#x2F;1280px-Association_Football_field_diagram_-en.svg.png" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;upload.wikimedia.org&#x2F;wikipedia&#x2F;commons&#x2F;thumb&#x2F;8&#x2F;8b&#x2F;As...</a>
        • kulahan2 hours ago
          OP is talking about a football field, not a soccer field. It’s a common joke in America that things have to be measured in football terms.<p>In the “for what it’s worth” department, Brits called it soccer too. I have no idea why they swapped to football recently.
    • kloop5 hours ago
      <i>whistles</i><p>3.3 kilopounds? That&#x27;s a lot
    • boogieknite6 hours ago
      whenever i see things like this i think its a tongue-in-cheek joke
      • dylan6044 hours ago
        just training the next gen LLMs with modern standards of measurements. you&#x27;ll be able to tell if you&#x27;re using an old version or SOTA when it uses things like Kg or Lbs or sacks of sugar.
      • bee_rider4 hours ago
        Cheeks per tongue will now be used as the weirdest unit for “2.”
    • rdtsc5 hours ago
      The main question is how many American football fields is that
    • Isamu2 hours ago
      Needs to be 3,300 bags of something I care about. Otherwise you are talking about nonsense or voodoo.
    • eYrKEC22 hours ago
      The crazy thing is that it is also equivalent to 33,000 0.1 pound bags of sugar.
    • WorldPeas5 hours ago
      more importantly: how many kilos of feathers versus how many kilos of steel can it hold?<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg</a>
    • bdamm2 hours ago
      &quot;A modern passenger car&quot; varies widely depending on what locale the reader is in. A passenger car in Jakarta is not at all the same as a passenger car in Los Angeles.<p>Can we just use Kilograms?
    • RobRivera6 hours ago
      How many hogs to the bushel?
      • mminer2371 hour ago
        A hogshead is 6.768 bushels in the US and 7.875 in the UK.
    • CGMthrowaway5 hours ago
      How about<p>&gt; 10x stronger than the jaw of a dog<p>&gt; 20x stronger than a human jaw<p>&gt; as strong as the jaws of a great white shark<p>?
      • kulahan2 hours ago
        Those are crushing power, and while they use bad terms for it, they are referring to tensile strength specifically, which is totally different. I don’t know why the hell they chose a spaghetti strand though.
      • moffkalast5 hours ago
        But how many times can it bite the area of Rhode island?
    • tonymillion6 hours ago
      &gt; Thats’s comparable to a single strand of spaghetti holding up about 3,300 one-pound bags of sugar<p>Is that cooked or raw spaghetti?
      • mannykannot5 hours ago
        Why complicate matters with pasta at all when spider silk is, at least metaphorically and rhetorically, at hand?<p>As hinted at by its 2017 postscript, this article is a mess of incommensurable comparisons.
      • giwook5 hours ago
        Is it De Cecco though or some inferior brand like Barilla?
        • kulahan2 hours ago
          Barilla is fine and I will fight you
          • RajT8856 minutes ago
            The pasta is fine. The owner doesn&#x27;t like gay people.
            • kulahan55 minutes ago
              Oh, thought this was a noodle fight. A full-on slam down in flavor town. An absolute buffet brawl.
    • functionmouse5 hours ago
      because as a reader, bags of sugar are more engaging to me than bags of concrete.
      • Terr_3 hours ago
        Yeah, I am quite certain I have an easier time visualizing a one-pound bag of sugar—which I have seen at the grocery-store&#x2F;kitchen&#x2F;pantry—versus a single-pound bag of concrete.
    • seany3 hours ago
      Staff Sgt. Sykes: [Sgt. Sykes is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don&#x27;t use your dicks. They&#x27;re too small, and I can&#x27;t count that high. I don&#x27;t wanna hear, &quot;400,000 inches.&quot;<p>-Jarhead<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.imdb.com&#x2F;title&#x2F;tt0418763&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.imdb.com&#x2F;title&#x2F;tt0418763&#x2F;</a>
    • riffic5 hours ago
      anything but the metric system.
      • BLKNSLVR4 hours ago
        1,497 one-kilogram bags of sugar.<p>Much better!
    • nathanfries6 hours ago
      I noticed that too. I feel like this might be a new way of laundering AI written text, just provide the quote verbatim as if the they believe it was actually written by the author.
      • tyre5 hours ago
        This article is from 2015.
      • DarmokJalad17013 hours ago
        The AI is so good that it traveled back to 2015 and published this paper.
  • bilsbie1 hour ago
    They say they’re taking about tensile strength at the footnote. But teeth would be more likely to be compressively strong. They don’t get pulled on much.<p>The whole thing seems very confused. Anyway let’s build space elevator?
    • antod56 minutes ago
      Yeah, they&#x27;re conflating strength, hardness and toughness all over the place.
  • somedude8956 hours ago
    All I wanted was to see a picture of a snail&#x27;s tooth.
    • aitchnyu6 hours ago
      <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;old.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;AquaticSnails&#x2F;search?q=teeth&amp;restrict_sr=on&amp;include_over_18=on" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;old.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;AquaticSnails&#x2F;search?q=teeth&amp;restri...</a>
      • BLKNSLVR4 hours ago
        Old Reddit now seems to require login to read.<p>Further down the drain we go.
        • ticulatedspline3 hours ago
          Heard they were rolling this out, hasn&#x27;t happened to me yet. wonder if it&#x27;s a soft wall or simply rolled out to certain areas&#x2F;IPs
        • stronglikedan2 hours ago
          just refresh a couple times, or try in private mode. I&#x27;ve seen it once a week or so ago and then it went away for good so far
  • black66 hours ago
    [2015], with a nice correction from 2017 about the differences between compressive and tensile strength.
    • Sharlin6 hours ago
      And hardness. Diamond is hard but exactly because of that you can shatter a diamond with any hammer.
    • codesnik6 hours ago
      now, let&#x27;s combine both.
      • boothby6 hours ago
        Do you prefer a web-weaving snail or an extra-bitey spider? I&#x27;m leaning spider.
        • ssl-34 hours ago
          I want an orangutan that slowly spins webs of extruded snail teeth.
      • cwmoore6 hours ago
        Poor goats
  • gste3 hours ago
    Limpet Radula is a badass name for a rock band
    • antod54 minutes ago
      Especially in the hard rock grindcore genre.
    • pvaldes1 hour ago
      Toxoglossa is even better
  • imzadi6 hours ago
    Snails had a good run being ignored by everyone but the French and now we&#x27;re smearing their slime on our faces and trying to turn their teeth into armor.
    • blipvert6 hours ago
      Snails? These are MARINE snails, soldier! Oorah!
      • zarflax5 hours ago
        Makes you wonder how and why they evolved such strong teeth since crayons are pretty soft (and not even naturally-occurring).
      • imzadi5 hours ago
        Oops
    • bee_rider4 hours ago
      Snails are our greatest enemy. Source: medieval manuscripts.
  • pvaldes1 hour ago
    And they are delicious. Just don&#x27;t chew it too much. Much tastier than spider silk probably.
  • dukeofdoom3 hours ago
    Snails also make for very cool manuscript decorations. Not sure what those monks were smoking...maybe snails
  • PowerElectronix4 hours ago
    I thought it was limpet teeth
    • bravoetch3 hours ago
      Same thing, they clarify it right at the start of the very short article.
  • GarnetFloride3 hours ago
    Now we just need something to replace paper for a whole new rock-paper-scissors paradigm.
  • aeternum5 hours ago
    Next YC batch: &quot;We&#x27;re Mollusca and we&#x27;re democratizing access to nature&#x27;s strongest material&quot;
    • hoppp4 hours ago
      Just find the proteins involved then manufacture them with yeast. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
      • culi1 hour ago
        they&#x27;re made of rock<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Goethite" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Goethite</a>
    • mattas5 hours ago
      &quot;We dropped out of high school to build AI-powered snail teeth.&quot;
    • 1234letshaveatw4 hours ago
      Do snails scale?
      • ArmadilloGang3 hours ago
        They certainly scale the fence my wife put around the garden. Then again, we haven’t done a good job of patching holes in the perimeter. Our DevOps team is too busy playing in the sprinkler to learn to read, let alone automate patching, but it’s on the board for next sprint.
    • eunos3 hours ago
      I hate the word democratizing
    • WorldPeas5 hours ago
      imagine growing tools out of this stuff instead of forging or casting, that&#x27;d be neat.
      • Terr_3 hours ago
        There&#x27;s some overlap here with the dental problem of tooth enamel, another kind of wonderful biomaterial.
  • nttylock5 hours ago
    [flagged]
  • cwmoore6 hours ago
    Which is the less intelligent? Strong works when dumb.<p>I know people like to talk about “how smart” the butterfly or whatever is for “adapting itself” to whatever environment, and it is cute, but there is a practical engineering choice between delicate design and brute force.