5 comments

  • the__alchemist4 minutes ago
    The "Full" in "Full Self Driving" was one of the giveaways. It's like packaged food labeled with "Real" ("Real cheese" etc)
  • KumaBear49 minutes ago
    Earning calls are when CEO’s are telling the truth about their products. Knowing Tesla’s history of making payments he won’t see a dime. I’m no lawyer but he should set up a publicity stunt like the man who seized Bank of America’s equipment in order to get paid in full the same day. (George and Ora Lee, successfully seized assets from a Bank of America branch after the bank wrongly foreclosed on their home)
    • jer0me42 minutes ago
      I think you mean Warren and Maureen Nyerges: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.cbsnews.com&#x2F;news&#x2F;couple-almost-forecloses-on-bank-of-america-06-06-2011&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.cbsnews.com&#x2F;news&#x2F;couple-almost-forecloses-on-ban...</a><p>George and Ora Lee appear to be a couple who died hours apart in 2016 after being married for 58 years.
      • KumaBear6 minutes ago
        Yea you are right. Google failed me once again.
      • CamperBob238 minutes ago
        &quot;Yeah, so they won&#x27;t be giving the Bank of America any more trouble, <i>capisce?</i>&quot; -- Bank of America
        • sanex32 minutes ago
          BoA having roots in the Bank of Italy makes this even funnier.
    • xnx46 minutes ago
      &gt; George and Ora Lee, successfully seized assets from a Bank of America branch after the bank wrongly foreclosed on their home<p>This is the type of person that deserves to have a statue in public
  • nubinetwork39 minutes ago
    Be smart and take a free battery.
  • asdG17l45 minutes ago
    But remember folks that Musk wants the best for humanity, is a humanist, wants to help all people and the future will be so awesome that no one will have to work and everyone will live in a penthouse.<p>His X says so daily, so it must be true.
  • charcircuit32 minutes ago
    From what I&#x27;ve seen on YouTube the cars do drive themselves. This seems more like the type of thing with AI where people change the goal posts of what AI means. Just because a car did not slow down in a school zone, that doesn&#x27;t mean that the car wasn&#x27;t driving itself.
    • AlotOfReading20 minutes ago
      This is a common misconception. People tend to think driving is controlling the steering and pedals, so if FSD does those things it must be driving.<p>It&#x27;s not. Driving is whatever has ultimate responsibility for the vehicle and its occupants. If a cop pulls you over while FSD is enabled, it&#x27;s not Tesla who&#x27;s paying the ticket. If FSD has an issue, <i>you&#x27;re</i> the driver who has to respond.<p>Think of FSD as a very nice cruise control. You&#x27;re still driving, even if you aren&#x27;t touching the wheel.
    • loloquwowndueo31 minutes ago
      By that logic it’s ok if the car slams itself against a concrete wall - just because it failed to stop in time doesn’t mean it wasn’t driving itself.<p>Self driving cars are supposed to obey the same rules as human drivers.
      • RajT8828 minutes ago
        Tesla FSD is vulnerable to RoadRunner and Wile E. Coyote style tricks.
    • UltraSane3 minutes ago
      Tesla FSD won&#x27;t be level 5 until Tesla has liability for any crashes it causes the way Waymo does.
    • dawnerd26 minutes ago
      Those YouTubers are all there to make Tesla look good. It’s a grift. The ones that are honest and show the bad side get kicked out of the Tesla club fast and dogpiled on.<p>Also a school zone is one of the most basic things the car should be able to handle. If it can’t do that, it’s not ready for public use.
    • frakkingcylons15 minutes ago
      See, that&#x27;s really the best argument for this. It can drive itself the same way I can fly an Airbus A321. You can&#x27;t sue me because I didn&#x27;t land the plane &quot;intact&quot;.
    • kalleboo27 minutes ago
      Elon Musks claims included (exact quotes, these posts are still on X):<p>Jan 10, 2016: In ~2 years, summon should work anywhere connected by land &amp; not blocked by borders, eg you&#x27;re in LA and the car is in NY<p>Jul 16, 2019: If we make all cars with FSD package self-driving, as planned, any such Tesla should be worth $100k to $200k, as utility increases from ~12 hours&#x2F;week to ~60 hours&#x2F;week<p>These aren&#x27;t moving goalposts by antis, this are the expectations set by Elon Musk himself when advertising his products.
      • Teever22 minutes ago
        Here&#x27;s more than a decade of claims from Tesla on self driving vehicles summarized in one handy table:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;List_of_predictions_for_autonomous_Tesla_vehicles_by_Elon_Musk" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;List_of_predictions_for_autono...</a>