13 comments

  • numpad07 minutes ago
    Not surprising. A lot of these substances get <i>metabolized</i>, or just diluted by water and filtered out without being like, magically deconstructed and turned into all CO2 and H2O and N2. So a lot of wacky chemical compounds humans tend to consume tend to get detected wherever humans gather and discharge bodily fluids that eventually reach the ocean. This does not immediately indicate that e.g. evil corporations are dumping toxic wastes, forever plastics pieces are leaching out scary additives, etc.
  • dobladov3 hours ago
    This classifies Cocaine Shark as a documentary <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Cocaine_Shark" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Cocaine_Shark</a>
    • dbbk36 minutes ago
      &quot;The film features various mutated creatures, none of which are actually sharks on cocaine as the title suggests.&quot; they had one job
    • api18 minutes ago
      So much potential in that franchise. Cocaine moose, cocaine snake (or Snakes on Cocaine, which could have the line “I want these mother f’ing snakes off mother f’ing cocaine!”), cocaine lion, cocaine hippo, cocaine alligator…
    • yruam0012 hours ago
      indeed
  • croemer1 hour ago
    The measured concentrations are on the order of 1-20 ng&#x2F;mL in blood. Cmax in humans when taking those drugs are about 100-1000x higher.<p>I wouldn&#x27;t put too much weight on the finding that those with detections had different urea&#x2F;lactate etc. There might be something underlying explaining both drug and physiology, like age.<p>Could still be bad to have chronic exposure at such low levels - also fish physiology is different.
  • dotcoma52 minutes ago
    They probably ate lawyers from New York who were on vacation…
  • laughing_man1 hour ago
    I wonder how much of this is just that our tests are getting more sensitive.
    • croemer1 hour ago
      Exactly, the detection itself doesn&#x27;t mean anything. Is the dose relevant? If not, then not. And the dose likely isn&#x27;t relevant.
  • losthobbies1 hour ago
    #justlikeus
  • metalman3 hours ago
    this clearly points to an previously unknown seasonal migration from wall st.
    • pixelpoet1 hour ago
      The Shark of Wall St
      • Gravityloss1 hour ago
        Clearly there are missing parts, or opportunites, in the two trilogies.<p>[Cocaine] Shark | Wolf | Bear [of Wall St]
    • throwanem1 hour ago
      Seasonal migration from Wall Street to the Bahamas? &#x27;Previously unknown?&#x27; A bit déclassé maybe, but...
  • tskulbru2 hours ago
    First it was cocaine bear, and now cocaine shark.
    • pixelpoet1 hour ago
      We&#x27;ve already had Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;imdb.com&#x2F;title&#x2F;tt28651516&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;imdb.com&#x2F;title&#x2F;tt28651516&#x2F;</a>
      • amelius54 minutes ago
        Do they write Rust?
        • hsbauauvhabzb45 minutes ago
          No because if they did they’d tell you about it in the first sentence
    • raverbashing1 hour ago
      Well I don&#x27;t think Cocaine Snail would have been a blockbuster
  • nashashmi1 hour ago
    Does that make for more aggressive sharks in the waters with unexplained behaviors?<p>Is caffeine really that bad?
  • stavros2 hours ago
    After the &quot;plastic glove&quot; smoking gun the other day, I wonder if this is another instance of lab contamination making it into the results.
    • donkey_brains1 hour ago
      Unlike plastic gloves, researchers don’t typically bring these substances into the lab.
      • mapontosevenths29 minutes ago
        Maybe you just aren&#x27;t getting invited to the cool labs?
      • stavros1 hour ago
        Alas, that was the joke.
      • blitzar1 hour ago
        researchers party too
  • tcper1 hour ago
    Sharks obtain cocaine by eating people?
    • mapontosevenths24 minutes ago
      Sharks are on cocaine for the same reason it rains birth control now.
    • wkjagt1 hour ago
      Maybe it says something about the people taking cocaine and go swimming with sharks.
    • redsocksfan451 hour ago
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  • aaron6957 minutes ago
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