The thing that really confuses me about this is that it has very real negative consequences. I cannot have a conversation about Copilot!<p>If someone says "I used Copilot to..." or "Copilot is great for..." or "Copilot sucks because..." they haven't communicated any useful information to me, because I have no idea what product they are talking about.<p>And if I ask them (which I always do) they <i>still</i> have trouble describing the product, because Microsoft give them no help at all. How DO you explain that something was the Copilot thing that's a feature on GitHub.com that shows up in the web interface there, as opposed to whatever the heck other forms of GitHub Copilot.<p>(Amusingly there are 15 "GitHub Copilot..." products listed on the linked website and I can't tell which if any of those 15 corresponds to the chat UI on the logged in GitHub.com homepage, or that's available in the "Agents" tab in a repository.)<p>Surely Microsoft feel this pain all the time? Bug reports in "Copilot" must be almost impossible to interpret.
> I cannot have a conversation about Copilot!<p>> If someone says "I used Copilot to..." or "Copilot is great for..." or "Copilot sucks because..." they haven't communicated any useful information to me, because I have no idea what product they are talking about.<p>I think this is basically a rephrasing of the <i>reason</i> for the shared name. This appears to be an attempt at brand unification.<p>Microsoft <i>wants</i> user's experiences with their products to blend together into an undifferentiated (in more positive terms, "seamless") set of interactions. Not a set of discrete pieces of software, just interacting with Microsoft via Copilot to... ask it to do their work for them, mostly. This is the AI-native future they're building towards. You complain that users can't talk about what tool they're using. Microsoft doesn't want people <i>knowing</i> or <i>caring</i> what tool they're using. Just pay your subscription and have Copilot read and respond to your email for you.
The problem for Microsoft is that branding only works if it's built off a solid, widespread product with a good repuation. Github Copilot might be solid but it's a niche product that most people have never heard of. So people wind up associating the entire Copilot brand with the mediocre to bad Copilot experiences they are exposed to on a daily basis, such as the useless Copilot button on Copilot+ PC keyboards.
It's a feature, not a bug. If nobody can pinpoint which instance is crashing, you can't confidently figure out if you need to cancel the $19/mo, the $30/mo, or the $39/mo SKU. Obfuscation as a service.
What are being called GitHub Copilot Products seems to confuse products with licensing plan and features.<p>I always think of GitHub Copilot as the product.<p>I can purchase the Business or Enterprise plan.<p>That enables features like Reviews, Chat and so on.<p>IMO this chart (at least for GitHub Copilot) is confusing products, features and licensing.<p>That's not to say it isn't confusing understanding what features are available when you get a GitHub Copilot license, but calling them all Products feels wrong. I can't purchase GitHub Copilot Reviews separately as far as I'm aware.
They wouldnt intentionally prompt mangle the product for their default offering to have a bigger up sales path ?
I agree, this looks like ~4 products expanded for comedic purposes: GitHub, Windows, Office (M365) and Azure has a thing that can be used for many things.
If people ever wonder how this happens... let me tell you this is the organic evolution for giant multinational corporations. You have thousands of teams doing some computer stuff. And never, ever will it happen that responsibilities and product design get clearly cut for the hot ai stuff. At least hundreds of teams will fight to own a part of this "copilot" thing which leads to over a hundred new products named copilot. It's not just Microsoft, every single one of the big boys does this. You can't escape it. You know why? Because they all know the alternatives are even worse.
This.<p>Github CoPilot is decent but the rest of the copilot ecosystem is a hot mess. It’s not surprising MSFT is struggling to monetize AI.
It's similar to how difficult it was to search for .NET or C#
at my workplace some of the devs are using github copilot (their own private account). Boss said that our company already has copilot and everyone can use it instead of private accounts.. it is enabled in our microsoft account. Of course, this is not what the devs need. Now I understand why this is so confusing, because there are many copilot products.
Copilot is Microsoft Watson.
Clippy is finally getting his revenge
That almost seems like a deliberate strategy by some "genius" PM... a lot less bug reports for specific products with actionable items for their teams, in favor of more insufficient reports to blame the one creating the report instead.
Someone said - in Linux, everything is a file. In Microsoft, everything is a copilot. Lol.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux is in fact not the origin of the "everything is a file". More properly, "everything is a file" is a Unix concept and Unix's creators deserve credit for the idea. Though Plan9 carries it out much better: Unix networking isn't file-based, Plan9's is.<p>Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I was thinking more along the lines of "what you're referring to as Windows is in fact Copilot/Windows"....
SlopPilot/NT?<p>> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Windows, is in fact, NT/SlopPilot+Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus Copilot plus Copilot.
Plan 9 implements some sort of "everything has a directory entry" concept. Sockets are files already in Unix. "Everything is a file" in Unix means they have a uniform treatment as file descriptors. Its perfection is probably in Capsicum where when you create a new process, you get a process file descriptor referring to it instead of a PID.
did you remember to push your glasses up your nose bridge before writing your comment
No sorry, I forgot (i.e. I don't wear glasses (yet)).
It also flashes white for a brief moment and you can hear a faint <i>chi-wii</i> sound.
While UNIX is famous for everything is a file, in reality this concept is only true in Plan 9, in UNIX IPC not everything is a file.<p>Sorry, I couldn't resist. :)
Not everything is a file, in linux or unix.
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We are still missing "Windows Subsystem for Copilot".
Never understood this about Windows Subsystem for Linux naming, nor its predecessor Windows Services for Unix. Surely Linux is the subsystem running on Windows? Should we now reinterpret Windows for Workgroups as a means of astrally projecting your organization inside Windows 3.11?! The dative only works ONE way, Microsoft!<p>I guess they really just didn't want a product name to start with the name of a competitor's product. I bet Copilot can fix this...
A "Windows subsystem" is a specific interface between user-mode applications and the Windows kernel. It's a technical notion that exists in Windows. So there are different Windows subsystems for different types of applications. The naming convention is "Windows subsystem for <application type>". It makes more sense when you read it as "Windows subsystem for [running] Linux [applications]".<p>WSL2 deviates from the native concept of what a Windows subsystem is; it is named that way because it is the successor of the original WSL.
I believe you're almost entirely wrong unfortunately. It is true that Windows has subsystems as a technical feature, yes. However, I don't think it's true that WSL (v1, let alone v2) was part of that architecture, despite the name. AFAIK that existing subsystem notion was a user-mode one, where each subsystem was built mostly in user-mode on top of the NT ("native") subsystem, with binaries in the PE format. WSL just completely ignored the whole thing, and even the existing notion of processes, and came up with a separate new thing called "picoprocesses" that it (barely?) wired through some critical kernel components via a custom driver that executed Linux binaries intact, implementing the Linux syscalls.<p>If you want a list of actual subsystems Windows recognizes, this should be pretty accurate:<p><a href="https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/debug/pe-format#windows-subsystem" rel="nofollow">https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/win32/debug/pe-for...</a><p>The real reason for calling it a subsystem was almost entirely for familiarity with the previous concept of running Linux programs on Windows, which <i>were</i> based on that subsystem feature (the POSIX subsystem and the Subsystem for UNIX-based Applications).
That doesn't seem like a contradiction to the idea that "Windows subsystem" is (at least after WSL 1 and especially 2) a description for a functionality (i.e. running binaries targeting a different OS's interfaces), not an implementation.
No, as I explained, that's <i>not</i> what the actual subsystem architecture did. The binaries very much targeted <i>Windows</i> and did <i>not</i> target any other OSes. They weren't (say) ELF files targeting Linux, they were PE files targeting Windows, and you had to compile them from source with special flags to target those subsystems on Windows. You could not run those binaries on other OSes. The compatibility was at the source level, not at the binary level.
It needs an apostrophe then it makes more sense “Windows’ Subsystem for Linux”<p>It is a Windows Subsystem, that caters to running Linux.<p>It’s a functional title not an architectural one.
This, and it may have also been a legal thing. "<i>Product</i> for <i>Third-Party OS</i>" has been accepted as a descriptive use of a third-party trademark for decades, requiring only proper attribution rather than a license, whereas marketing a product that didn't even originally use the Linux kernel as a "Linux Subsystem" might have been considered riskier by Microsoft's lawyers in spite of the nonstandard use of the former.
It could be even more simple. Microsoft would want to their own product, Windows, to come before Linux in the name.<p>I read through the brand guidelines where I work, and we have a similar stipulation. Maybe there is some law mixed in there, but from a pure branding play, a company will never want to put someone else first.
WSL was a traditional subsystem in the Windows NT tradition, it just never worked properly.<p>WSL2 runs real Linux in a virtual machine.
Actually no, that is what many without Windows background think.<p>WSL 1.0 was based on Drawbridge research project of library OSes, also used to port SQL Server into Linux.<p>See <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46110904">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46110904</a>
Microsoft had to warn users that they would corrupt the original WSL subsystem if they touched Linux files using Windows tools:<p>> DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, access, create, and/or modify Linux files inside of your `%LOCALAPPDATA%` folder using Windows apps, tools, scripts, consoles, etc.<p>They did overcome that problem eventually, but by then everyone had moved on to WSL2.
> It makes more sense when you read it as "Windows subsystem for [running] Linux [applications]".<p>You can't have ellipsis when the shortened version already has its own meaning.<p>X for Y when both X and Y are nouns means that X is part of Y, not that Y is part of X.<p>e.g. "I bought new tyres for my car". The tyres are part of my car. You can't flip it and say "I bought new my car for tyres", it's just not how the word "for" works.<p>Grammatically it has to be "Linux for Windows subsystem", or "Windows subsystem for running Linux" as you said. The verb is essential for it to parse correctly.
It's a Windows subsystem. For running Linux.
> Surely Linux is the subsystem running on Windows?<p>Only in version 2. WSL1 <i>didn't</i> run a Linux kernel, just provided binary compatibility to run Linux userspace programs.
The thing they “didn’t want to [do]” was infringe on the Linux trademark.
> I guess they really just didn't want a product name to start with the name of a competitor's product.<p>Probably, but I doubt linux wants it either. People might think it's some official linux product.
Copilot Subsystem for Copilot
Pssh.. your joke surely won't be a joke inside Microsoft..
It’s IBM 15 yers ago when everything was Watson
Halo Cortana AI: Copilot for Combat 2026
Microsoft .NET Copilot
loool
Microsoft has always seemed to be a little chaotic and buggy in everything it did, but it was always dominant and assertive. Recently it seems like they might be about to do the impossible and throw away that market position - their cloud is imploding, they all but gave up on their AI goals, apparently the Windows UI is designed now by employees who use Macs so never use their own dog food, and while I don't believe all the people saying they'll move the Linux, I'm wondering what it takes for a few large businesses to make to the macbook Neo. At this point it's mostly 365 holding people in, and that's cross compatible
Do you have any numbers to support your claim that Azure is imploding? Or that they gave up on AI goals?<p>Both Azure and Intelligent Cloud continue to beat expectations in revenue and adoption.<p>Don't just make stuff up because you don't like the product or company.
We use Teams at work and when you choose the icon it takes you to a screen that has a large icon of a door with a rope in front of it. From there you get to choose Teams on web or Teams the app. The point of the door is to tell you that Teams classic is no longer available, which is a huge part of the visual hierarchy. It's very strange - Teams classic was phased out long ago, but they still tell you this, and the negative connotation of a door with a rope in front of it resides in your mind as you move forward. This is one of the many operating quirks one sees from day to day.
gaming too I guess still
Copilot is just Microsoft's term for AI. How many products have Copilot? Just about all of them.
> <i>Copilot is just Microsoft's term for AI.</i><p>This comment really helps me put things in perspective.<p>I'm guess now that it's Microsoft's way of naming their LLM-powered products/features, the same way "Azure" is basically their codename for "cloud".
As everything is grouped under cloud and ai at Microsoft, Azure means now basically anything produced by Microsoft.
I’ve absolutely seen adverts on TV in the UK by Microsoft advertising Microsoft Cloud. Azure was not mentioned anywhere…
Except they named their local hosted version of TFS/VSTS Azure DevOps Server (where the cloud version is Azure DevOps Services).<p>They just like branding their dev tools for whatever they're pushing at the time. In 2002 they named Visual Studio "Visual Studio .NET".
That's because TFS/VSTS followed the same naming convention where the "S" stood for either Server or Services. Once they rebranded the Azure-backed hosted version Azure DevOps Services, then it no longer really made sense to do anything <i>but</i> rename the self hosted version in the same fashion.<p>It would have been more confusing to have Visual Studio Team Server and Azure DevOps Services being the same product but hosted differently.
Not just developer tools, reusing trademarks in general.<p>At one point the next version of Windows Server 2003 was going to be Windows .NET Server.<p>Also Windows CE, Outlook Express, Xbox App, Xbox Game Pass for PC, Visual Studio Code, Visual Studio for Mac, Microsoft Office Excel, Microsoft Office Word, etc.
There is no perfect pasta sauce.<p>Only perfect pasta sauces.<p><i>Howard R. Moskowitz is an American market researcher and psychophysicist. He is known for the detailed study he made of the types of spaghetti sauce and horizontal segmentation. By providing a large number of options for consumers, Moskowitz pioneered the idea of intermarket variability as applied to the food industry.</i><p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Moskowitz" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Moskowitz</a>
Naming all your products with X because it uses some fashion of X is certainly a choice.<p>I think Satya has lost the thread, even in a CEO context.
It makes sense. And Google is its own way to name all AI products “Gemini”.
Which is unusually simple. I would expect Google to use 10 more marketing names simultaneously without any logic to the product lines.
Next year they will introduce "hAIngouts" as an AI chat bot.
> Which is unusually simple. I would expect Google to use 10 more marketing names simultaneously without any logic to the product lines.<p>I think they were lucky this time that they landed a good name after only a few iterations that has since stuck.<p>Anyone remember Google Bard or LaMDA?
Didn't it start as Bard?
Well it depends on what you're talking about. The model names were originally called lambda, followed by palm and then finally gemini. The chatbot product was internally known as meena, launched as Bard, and then transitioned to Gemini once the Gemini model came out.
They’ve improved it since the initial launch when the service, model names and plan names all sounded similar and contradictory.
there is vertex ai, notebooklm, antigravity, nano banana, veo, lyria, the open models are gemma and gato
And IBM has "Watson"
SAP sales reps used HANA for "cloud" in the beginning... Which was bs back then and is today. But while everybody wanted to be in the cloud, SAP sales was scared to not be with the cool kids, when they do not somehow add to the cloud talk
And Silly has Silly!
But they put Gemini in google docs, they didn’t rename Docs to Gemini like Microsoft did.
Probably will use other astrology terms. Like the way android is named for desserts.
Google Scorpio will be their best model yet, except sometimes it will say things that cut you to the core.
It most certainly isn't astrology that was on Google's mind when they decided for Gemini.
It doesn’t make sense.
Google has a least its own LLMs, MS just uses others.
So Copilot could be OpenAI or Anthropic.<p>At work we have licenses for Copilot and Copilot but not Copilot and everyone gets Copilot but only some get Copilot.
I think they'll more likely launch competing AI projects like 'Aquarius' and 'Doh' or something
Great point. We’re about to get a wave of Apple Products with “Apple Intelligence” in a similar way.
I don’t think we’ll see Apple actually rename all their apps over it. It’s simply a feature, it doesn’t change what the app is.<p>Also, Apple tends to make system services that are implemented once and work across all apps I the OS, like with their writing tools. The app didn’t change, it can just take advantage of a new system level feature… and so can 3rd party apps.
If they ever get Apple Intelligent going.
A product doesn’t have to have every feature baked into the name.<p>They could simply have marketing that talked about “<product name>, now with Copilot”. Eventually the marking moves on to the next thing, Microsoft products already became synonymous with Copilot/AI due to the marking and general use, and the names stay clean and consistent over time.
No, it’s also the official name of Microsoft Office. That moniker is no more. Office is Microsoft 365 Copilot.
Is it in solitaire or minesweeper?
Be careful what you wish for
Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft Flight Simulator
Microsoft should add a new game to Windows to accustom Windows users to Copilot.
Just what we need...AI agents that will play our games for us!
Didn't they kill those?
Does Office exist or not? I thought it was rebranded to Copilot365
Too bad that different products have different licensing.<p>So I have to license a certain Copilot not just AI.<p>Do we have Copilot? Yes and no.
Yeah imagine if they had unique product names for "AI in OneDrive", "AI in SharePoint", "AI in Outlook"... That would be even more ridiculous.
I think this is the right answer. I am frustrated by Copilot and by many aspects of AI, but to me it seems like straightforward branding: you use a Microsoft product, you want to use AI in it, you look for Copilot (name and/or icon).<p>To me, the issue isn't that they've named so many things 'Copilot' but rather that Copilot is in every goddamn product.
Not if AI is ultimately a commodity, which it likely is. We don't want or need branded terms for other common features, like networking or files. In the early days of networking, before it was standard, there were attempts to brand things like NetBIOS with IPX and such. I don't want to repeat all of that every time some company wants to establish vendor lockin or branding.
I don’t use windows, so most of this doesn’t affect me, but I do use GitHub and VSCode. Can anyone clarify, once and for all, whether “GitHub Copilot” and “VSCode Copilot” (sic?) are the same product? The documentation isn’t even clear, and it’s important because it affects billing. How do these two products interact and where do they NOT overlap?<p>This confusion even bleeds into other coding harnesses. I have no idea which GitHub MCP server I setup in Claude Code, but the domain has “githubcopilot” in it. Am I burning copilot tokens (or “requests” or whatever is their billing unit) when I use this from Claude?
Git is a distributed source control system. It's open source and you can use it to version source code on your drive and/or a remote git repository.<p>Github is one of the most popular git repository hosts. In addition to source repositories, it has other services like issue tracking and wikis.<p>A while back, Microsoft bought Github.<p>"Github Copilot" is a service you can buy (with limited free sku) from Github that adds AI capabilities to your Github subscription.<p>One of the ways you can use Github Copilot is by using the GitHub Copilot extension for VSCode. This extension lets you use chat inside VSCode in such a way that it can read and write code. It lets you pick which LLM model you want to use: Claude Sonnet, Opus, OpenAI GPT, etc., from the ones they support.<p>Note you don't need another subscription if you only use Github Copilot. They pay Anthropic, you pay Github. You _might_ want another subscription directly with Anthropic if, say, you want to use Claude Code instead.<p>"VSCode Copilot" isn't a thing. Some people might call Github Copilot extension for VSCode "VSCode Copilot".<p>Github MCP server lets AI tools like GitHub Copilot extension for VSCode, Claude Code, or any tool that supports MCP use your Github account to do things like pull requests, read issues, etc. Just using it from Claude Code would not use Github Copilot tokens, UNLESS you used it to work against your Github Copilot service. You would not need a Github Copilot subscription to use it for example to create a pull request or read an issue. But it would use your Github Copilot tokens if, say, you used the MCP from Claude Code to assign a task to Github Copilot. It uses githubcopilot domain because they built it mostly for Github Copilot to use, though MCP is an open standard so it can be used from any MCP-supporting AI tool.
> I don’t use windows, so most of this doesn’t affect me, but I do use GitHub and VSCode. Can anyone clarify, once and for all, whether “GitHub Copilot” and “VSCode Copilot” (sic?) are the same product? The documentation isn’t even clear, and it’s important because it affects billing. How do these two products interact and where do they NOT overlap?<p>There is no VSCode Copilot. There is Github Copilot integration inside VS Code.
Niece comment tries to explain a little: <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47643220">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47643220</a>
Tldr yes they're the same agentic harness in different UIs. Web browser, android app, ide extension, cli tool. They all change the "how" but not the "what".
You buy premium you get more prompts and models.
It reminds me of around 2002 when Microsoft named everything ".net".
Yep, I remember downloading a beta version of what would be eventually released as Windows Server 2003. The beta version was called Windows .Net Server 2003.
"Microsoft Surface" ...<p>If had first meant a <i>coffee table</i> form factor PC with touch screen and special software, which was able to sense special objects placed on top of it.
Then that was renamed to "PixelSense" [1] and "Surface" instead got put on a line of <i>touchscreen tablet</i> form factor PCs launched together with Windows 8. OK, reusing a strong name for a product line expected to sell more, and which still fit the theme made sense.<p>.. but then the brand was also put on laptops, convertibles, <i>desktop</i> PC and an Android phone ... eh, OK, but at least those also had touch screens.<p>... but <i>then</i> the brand was also put on generic peripherals: keyboard, mouse, headphones, earbuds, etc. which diluted the brand to mean practically nothing.
For example, a search for "surface keyboard", could result in a "type cover" for some kind of tablet PC <i>or</i> a keyboard intended for desktop computers.<p>Microsoft later did the same with the "Microsoft Sculpt" brand. It was first a compact curved "sculpted" ergonomic keyboard with chiclet keys and an ergonomic mouse that were most often sold as a set. That got quite popular and so the brand achieved recognition.
But later, Microsoft decided to reuse that brand for completely generic peripherals with no special ergonomic designs whatsoever.<p>BTW. Not long after, Microsoft also released products with the similarly ungoogleable names "Microsoft Bluetooth Keyboard" and "Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard".<p>[1] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_PixelSense" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_PixelSense</a>
> a search for "surface keyboard", could result in a "type cover" for some kind of tablet PC or a keyboard intended for desktop computers.<p>Do you mean <i>blades</i>?<p>Proof that I'm not hallucinating that name: <a href="https://www.windowscentral.com/meet-surface-music-kit-new-blade-concept" rel="nofollow">https://www.windowscentral.com/meet-surface-music-kit-new-bl...</a>
And “one” like most Fortune 500 companies.
Then they did the same thing to a lesser degree with "360", including the Xbox.
Or when IBM renamed everything Websphere.
Soon: Copilot .NET .
Being a (very) young script kiddie I was so confused it had nothing to do with the TLD. None of the sites were even hosted on a .net domain! "Wtf?"
Which was arguably more problematic. Are you referring to a web address or a Microsoft product?
None of us had any idea what updates were supposed to be back then and yet those updates were probably less broken than they are now
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Related: a list of all Microsoft login portals (there are 609 of them).<p><a href="https://msportals.io/" rel="nofollow">https://msportals.io/</a>
At least some of those were from acquisitions. All the Copilots are their own fault.
For a client I had to use "Windows App" to connect remotely to their cloud machine – and finding the app was the easy part.
These drive my password manager nuts, especially when there are actually different logins for them. I just put a note in it saying exactly what service it's for.
Holy shit.<p>What the hell is Kevin Scott (Microslop's CTO) doing with his time? How can any reasonable leader look at this disaster and go "hmm, yes, this looks like a sane and sustainable setup for future growth"?
It's a corporate practice they find hard to shake, and sadly enough, it seems to work.<p>The idea is about platform solutions vs. best of breed, and they keep betting on the platform. In big organizations with lengthy and complex contracting procedures, platform solutions will always win.<p>The actual solution for the economy is Interoperability, if we fight for governments to require it, we can get platform providers that allow best of breed bundles. We will gain open market platforms, where you choose the market platform that works for you with the combination of solutions that work for you with one or just few contracts. Markets that close themselves or fight their vendors will lose both vendors and customers.
Surprisingly, I immediately noticed that “Gaming Copilot” is missing (i.e. The version of Copilot that Microsoft shoehorned into the Xbox mobile app).
> “Gaming Copilot” is missing<p>It would be ironic if there was nothing called "CoPilot" for Microsoft Flight Simulator.
The PM: “People love watching streamers play games, so people who play games must want to watch a game play itself! Introducing Xbox GamePass CoPilot with Microsoft Flight Simulator CoPilot+, all included with your GamePass Ultra subscription for $199.99 a month! Never play your games again!”
There is also another Xbox Copilot missing (though it has been renamed, probably due it not being an "AI"): <a href="https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/account-profile/accessibility/copilot" rel="nofollow">https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/account-profile/accessib...</a>
The only Microsoft products I’ve actively heard people desire within the last 5 years are VSCode and Excel. Microsoft have so severely damaged their brand that they’ve finally shed the image of oddly gray Dell midtowers running XP on Pentium 4.
Not sure if it qualifies as a "product", but .NET is (these days) uncharacteristic for Microsoft as well. It's community-driven, very active, and quite liked by the people who use it.<p>Somewhat more niche, I'd also add Access to the list. There is worryingly little development going on these days, but after all these decades there is no other product who came even remotely close to its quality. For quick local RDB stuff and some RAD, nothing is as quick and reliable. I still use it for all of my personal collection tracking, data modeling and prototyping for hobby projects, etc. The speed at which I can set up and adjust is unreal. I appreciate that LibreOffice are giving it a try with Base, but every time I try it, it takes me about 2 minutes until I find a basic, essential feature that's severely broken. (I guess I know which project I should start contributing to if I ever got into the mindset of doing some open-source work.)
The last company I worked for had copilot pretty well integrated into M365/Sharepoint/Teams. It didn't really help me get more work done but it was pretty clutch at finding information. "What meeting did we discuss such and such for X project?" And it'd get me the meeting with the notes and recording. "Which SharePoint site do the docs for that live in?" Etc. That was about all it was good for though.
I work in big financials. Everything used to be built on Excel. A lot still is but Python/Jupyterhub or custom applications has taken over a lot of the complex stuff. Excel isn't really essential any more.
While less necessary with AI, Excel is still the king of data entry and basic data manipulation (sorting, filtering, updating, etc.). I’d say that SQLite with a GUI for visualization is a far stronger competitor than Jupyter at those sorts of things. You can do that stuff in Jupyter, but it’s easier in Excel.<p>Jupyter also has a janky execution model. It doesn’t track dependencies so you have to be very careful in how you separate cells from one another and just running the whole notebook every time seems kind of pointless vs just writing a pure Python script.
Not sure they count as “products” in this context, but TypeScript and Playwright are still nice.
Windows is still the king for gaming. Word is better than Google Docs for anything but the absolute basics[0].<p>But as a professional, it has no further use.<p>[0]: Please tell me how I add a new paragraph style in Docs?
I don't think you can add a new paragraph style in Docs. However, 99% of people I've known to use a word processor have never used that feature. Heck, I'd bet the majority of users don't even understand what a 'style' is; people just change the font size directly.
this is true only on HN. in reality, if you wanted a job where you did not use microsoft products you’d probably have to get a wrench and start doing plumbing work :)
Nah, especially in technology it's very easy to avoid Microslop. I've done it successfully for many, many years.
Using Microsoft products and desiring Microsoft products are not the same thing.
This reminds me of the old .NET marketing mess where everything was .NET
Microsoft is not alone in this. Apple does the same thing!<p>There is Siri on iPhone, Mac, Apple Watch, AirPods, HomePod, Apple TV, and CarPlay and are all different different incarnation of Siri (with different capabilities). Then there is everything else like the Siri Remote, Siri Suggestions (and all their types: Siri apps suggestions, Maps, keyboard, Share Sheet, etc), Siri Shortcuts, and Siri Knowledge (WolframAlpha + Wikipedia + other databases?).<p>I'm sure 75% of these will be rebranded "Apple Intelligence" by the end of the year...
Idk, at least in Apple's case it all refers to a voice assistant and some of the features integrated with it.<p>If they were like MS, they would add Siri into everything and then call it "Siri Cloud", "Siri Messages", etc (if they were even more like MS, iMessage would be "Siri 365 Communication Suite")
It also refers to various "smart" suggestions that have nothing to do with the voice assistant: <a href="https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/turn-siri-suggestions-on-or-off-iph6f94af287/ios" rel="nofollow">https://support.apple.com/guide/iphone/turn-siri-suggestions...</a><p>Nowadays Apple would brand such features as "Apple Intelligence", but since they already existed long before, they are "Siri".<p>Though I agree that it's not quite as badly ubiquitous as Copilot.
These are all non talky talky: Siri Suggestions, Siri Knowledge (Safari / Spotlight Intelligence), Siri Shortcuts (Automation, not voice), Siri Intelligence (On-device ML features), Siri Widget/Watch face… you get the idea. There was a time when “Siri” was the catch all for Smart/ML.
> (if they were even more like MS, iMessage would be "Siri 365 Communication Suite")<p>Siri 365 Communication Suite .NET Enterprise Edition With Copilot
In Microsoft's case it refers to an LLM system with some features integrated.
The best move of Apple this decade was to ignore LLMs and let the others burn cash. Now they can use the mature Gemini for $1B. Brilliant.
Music the app and Music the subscription service are the two worst, tied with TV the app, TV the hardware device, and TV+ the subscription service. At least TV+ is named differently.<p>Most Apple customers probably don’t even realize you can still do all the original iTunes stuff in Music (local music and syncing, CD burning, etc) purely due to the horrible branding.
Just this last week, I wrote about the confusion this creates in the workplace[0]. My coworker said "copilot" literally referring to any code assistant, the same way we say bandaid or kleenex. I thought he was talking about Copilot, the one I see nagging me on Microsoft teams. We had a full discussion about completely different tools without realizing it.<p>[0]: <a href="https://idiallo.com/blog/what-is-copilot-exactly" rel="nofollow">https://idiallo.com/blog/what-is-copilot-exactly</a><p>[1]: <a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47603231">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47603231</a>
That's the point: If you receive a bug report about "Copilot" and it will take you forever to triage what's actually broken, then the ticket gets closed because it becomes stale eventually. Therefore you don't have a complaint anymore!
I remember Joel of Joel on Software publicly working through the process of creating a remote desktop for normals type product called Copilot back in the day. If I remember correctly he had to pay quite a pretty penny to acquire copilot.com.<p>I wonder if MS Copilot meant he made money on that investment?
For a moment it was called Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft 365. Naming things is hard.
Reminds me of Microsoft OneCare which sounds like saying 'wanker' with a slight French accent
Claude sounds like bollocks in Dutch ('kloot')<p>Pretty sure bollocks was the literal example I read on HN like 10 years ago of what your cool-sounding product name will turn out to mean in Spanish, but I can't remember if the moral of the story was to check every language or to just accept it because it'll happen anyway<p>Anyway, the various tech podcasts caught on after a few episodes and seem to now pronounce it more foreignly, so it's now more like clod
The name that still takes the cake is Github Advanced Security for Azure DevOps.
Now 365 is also called Copilot, so it's Microsoft Copilot for Microsoft Copilot
> Naming things is hard<p>... for people really bad at it.
I think it's fair enough that 'the assistant in the GUI/cloud program X, like Clippy++' has the same name for all X.<p>But it's absolutely bonkers that that's the same name as the IDE auto-complete integration, and the GitHub agentic worker, and the GitHub chat, and the GitHub reviewer.
I actually was just thinking about doing something very similar for this but for "agent," specifically in the Microsoft ecosystem. There are a zillion different proper nouns (products, services, frameworks, toolkits and tools, SDKs etc.) containing "agent" now, plus a bunch of other things that are now "agentic".
Reminds me of the 2010s when IBM called everything Watson
It's the new .NET in that it been so overused as to become almost meaningless.
Crazy how copilot was a great brand, and might even have been the first mass market LLM product (2022-2023 code autocomplete) but they completely ensloppified it
> <i>Crazy how copilot was a great brand, and might even have been the first mass market LLM product</i><p>Cortana was a great brand. Clippy is still on the shelf. Copilot <i>could</i> have been a deep brand if they pulled it from their flight simulators. Instead it rings hollow of any meaning.
We definitely could have stuck with Cortana for a consumer-facing personal assistant. The first few Halo games were great.
Right, they had Cortana right there for the built in windows function!
I think it's fine. GitHub Copilot is popular as ever, especially in companies that have enterprise tier subscriptions. Plans for personal use pretty good too, pricing is competitive. The VS Code integration and agentic features aren't bad either.<p>Developer tools live in their own space. And I assume most devs don't really care that "Copilot" started to show up everywhere, especially in MS365 products. At least I don't. Conversely, do non-technical people care where the term comes from, and now means "LLM integration" in a bunch of MS products?<p>I think it's better that Google going through Bard, Gemini, IDX, Firebase Studio, Antigravity, ...
Slopya Nutella leaves no stone unslopped.
While Microsoft in general is a mess, this article is like saying: what even is “save”? Microsoft has 1286 save products! Save in Word, Save in Paint, Save in Notepad…<p>Copilot means there’s a button/menu/command in the Microsoft app/site/tool that allows the user to pass whatever text/file/site/context/prompt is on the screen to the Copilot AI backend so it can summarize/transform/expand/explain it, and then have the user wait an inordinate amount of time for a mediocre response.
I don’t think the comparison is fair. Some of the products presented here are named copilot themselves, or at least for some, copilot + the domain of the base product. It’s not just a functionality like saving.<p>Which can get even messier in people’s head, since they will usually reference any product they use as to copilote, when they may be talking about different ones sometimes.<p>For instance, my friends who uses teams or the 365 suit refer to copilot as the integrated AI tool within these softwares. When, as a SWE, where I hear about copilot, it usually refers to the coding assistant/AI code completion/agent tools for me.
That's a bad analogy you made. Copilot is a Product Platform, Save is a basic software function that even my grandma could explain what it does. You don't have to believe me, test it yourself: Let your grandma explain what save does in Microsoft Word or Excel. Then let her explain what Copilot does in Outlook, VSCode, Bing, Github Copilot, Bing, Sharepoint, Microsoft 365 and so on..
Yes.
To be fair, Google does it too. I just had the product I work on renamed to Gemini Enterprise. Sure we use Gemini but it’s confusing because it’s not really an “enterprise” version of Gemini. It’s just a way to name drop what it uses under the hood. This was our third rename in 4 years so probably will change again soon
Didn't they rename everything "dotnet" when that was the hot thing
What an absolutely ridiculous and deeply unserious organization
And where is Microsoft Flight Attendant, I need a cup of coffee.
I can't wait for Copilot Copilot for Copilot 365 X Copilot X
Is there a copilot for Microsoft flight simulator though?
So... That means all of those products are for entertainment purposes only. Truth in advertising!
I have personally nullified one of those, namely the Copilot Key. It took a low level keyboard hook, and blocking a specific sequence of keys, then injecting the right ctrl key back.
Microsoft slowly becoming the IBM of the 21st century.
I guess Microsoft wants us to think about all these copilots as a single product.<p>Like, "the copilot in visual studio", "the copilot on github", "the copilot on office" etc.
It's a classic Microsoft branding mess. I have to stop and think which one they mean every time I see an article about it now.
We should probably be grateful Microsoft didn't name it .NET
Plot twist: he used Copilot to generate the figure.
How many windows services or low level system dlls has Microsoft lost the source code for and or does not even know what they actually do?<p>Copilot does not know either but I'm sure the answer is a much bigger number then anyone would be comfortable with.
Its annoying especially since Copilot exists in Visual Studio (Code too I believe) and its not exactly "the same" thing as far as I can tell. I really hate Microsoft's naming conventions. At least call that one Copilot for Devs or something more meaningful.
The Copilot in Visual Studio (Code) is not the same as Microsoft's Copilot. The former is GitHub's AI product and the latter is Microsoft's AI product. You can tell them apart because GitHub Copilot's icon is a helmet with goggles and Microsoft Copilot's icon is a colourful swirl thing.<p>It's wildly confusing branding not only because they're identically-named things that both repackage OpenAI's LLMs, but also because they're both ultimately owned by the same company.<p>I can only assume that the conflicting naming convention was either due to sheer incompetence or because they decided that confusing users was advantageous to them.
And let’s not forget that Visual Studio Code (the IDE) is not Visual Studio (the IDE).
Copilot for Visual Studio (IDE) has multiple models, not just OpenAI models, it also includes Claude. It is basically a competitor to JetBrains AI.<p>The only good "AI" editor that supports Claude Code natively has so far been Zed. It's not PERFECT, but it has been the best experience short of just running Claude Code directly in the CLI.
> they're identically-named things that both repackage OpenAI's LLMs<p>Haven't tried it yet but the GitHub Copilot extension for VSCode also seems to integrate Claude, Gemini and other non-OAI stuff
They do, and those models are served by Microsoft. You pay a premium per “request” (what that means is not fully clear to me) for certain models. If you use the native chat extension in VSCode for GitHub CoPilot, with Opus model selected, you are not paying Anthropic. This counts against your GitHub Copilot subscription.<p>The Claude Code extension for VSCode from Anthropic will use your Claude subscription. But honestly it’s not very good - I use it but only to “open in terminal” (this adds some small quality of life features like awareness it’s in VSC so it opens files in the editor pane next to it).
I guess if Copilot were actually a singular entity that had all of these touch points and a decent security model to prevent unintentionally exposing your data - it would be pretty cool.
Surely it's just a synonym for 'agent' or 'helper'.
This pattern seems to repeat itself often in large tech companies. Does anyone remember SAP Hana?
Microsoft is uniquely unable to name / brand anything sensibly:<p>"Outlook" / "Outlook Web Access" / "Outlook Web App" / "Outlook.com" / "new Outlook for Windows" / "Outlook (classic)"<p>.NET: .NET Framework. ASP.NET. .NET Core. Windows .NET Server. Ugh...)<p>The love of the term "Explorer": "Internet Explorer" / "Windows Explorer" / "File Explorer" / "MSN Explorer"<p>Similarly is the love of "Defender": "Windows Defender" / "Microsoft Defender" / "Windows Defender Antivirus" / "Windows Firewall" / "Windows Defender Firewall" / "Microsoft AntiSpyware" / "Microsoft Security Essentials" / "System Center Endpoint Protection"<p>"Messenger" was a term they loved: "MSN Messenger" / "Windows Messenger" / "Windows Live Messenger" (which also evokes the whole "Windows Live" series of products)<p>Windows 95 shipped with an email client called "Exchange" that could be used peer-to-peer (using a filesystem-based "Microsoft Mail Postoffice"), but there was also the email server platform "Exchange"<p>"Microsoft Teams" / "New Microsoft Teams" / "Microsoft Teams for Business"<p>"Microsoft FrontPage" / "Site Server" / "Site Server Commerce Edition" / "Office Server" / "SharePoint Portal Server" / "Windows SharePoint Services" / "Microsoft Office SharePoint Server" / "SharePoint Foundation" / "SharePoint Server" / "SharePoint Standard" / "SharePoint Enterprise" / "SharePoint Online" / "SharePoint Designer"<p>"Office Communicator" / "Microsoft Lync" / "Skype for Business" / "Skype" / "Skype for Business Online" / "Skype for Business for Microsoft 365"<p>Fairly guffaw-inducing branding, to me, was removing the Remote Desktop Client app and introducing something called "Windows App".<p>The old "System Management Server" became "System Center" and its family of products.<p>There's the whole accounting software / ERP world, too:<p>"Great Plains" / "Dynamics GP" / "Navision" / "Dynamics NAV" / "Solomon" / "Dynamics SL" / "Axapta" / "Dynamics AX" / "Dynamics 365" / "Dynamics 365 for Finance and Operations" / "Dynamics 365 Business Central"<p>(For most guffaws induced, though, there's the Windows 98-era "Critical Update Notification Tool"[0])<p>[0] <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Update#Critical_Update_Notification_Utility" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Update#Critical_Update...</a>
My "callsign" at work for many, many years was a result of the entire C-suite hearing me laughing about Microsoft Critical Update Notification Tool and sending a manager down to figure what the hell was going on in the test lab.
Their Xbox consoles have also uniquely terrible naming:<p>“Xbox” / “Xbox 360” / “Xbox One” / “Xbox One X” / “Xbox Series S” / “Xbox Series X”
> <i>"Messenger" was a term they loved: "MSN Messenger" / "Windows Messenger" / "Windows Live Messenger" (which also evokes the whole "Windows Live" series of products)</i><p>I thought this was the same app/protocol, only more enshittified as time went by.
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It sucks they got rid of Cortana. The thought of being Master Chief with a Cortana of your own sounds badass.
It's MSN, Plus, Live, Surface, 365 all over again
I’m waiting for .Net Copilot with integration to Passport.
I wonder if they have more or less the same marketing team over all these years or now it's just part of the mindset.
But beware if someone say to them Microslop ... they don't like it if someone other make up new names :-)
Fabric is the <i>one</i> place for all your data!
Before any of these Copilots, there was Project Aardvark. It was a summer project by Joel Spolsky's company Fog Creek Software in which they created a remote desktop product called Copilot. They made a documentary about it: <a href="https://youtu.be/YbrkZ07LKbk?si=LAYznsR6Zd1YdGkb" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/YbrkZ07LKbk?si=LAYznsR6Zd1YdGkb</a>
No one can ruin microslops branding better than microslop.
I think they should start to think about having a pilot.
It's not a product, but enablement or a feature! Just like a 'Pro' label :-)
Was copilot branding restricted only to their AI products?
Microsoft yearns for the flight simulator.
If this isn’t an indictment of MS management (pun intended), I don’t know what is.
Reminds me of around 2002 when MS slapped “.Net” onto everything.
They should have called it Micro.
Windows is the harness for Copilot
I get that it's annoying, but also don't know what else one would do? "FooPilot is our Office AI toolset, BarWonk is our code assist tool"? There are also a lot of Claudes and GPTs. Naming things is hard.
They could start by not renaming Microsoft Office and laptops as copilot.
The problem is not annoyance. The problem is confusion.<p>One should aim for clarity.<p>FooPilot, Barwonk, etc.. would actually be a vast improvement.
It’s terrible, because a lot of the thing named copilot are not very good, which poisons the brand.
Isn’t it just their AI llm thing?
Well, no, Office is now also called Copilot. They renamed it!
I thought that was Cortana? Copilot is the new keyboard button, kinda like the Windows key
Copilot is a brand that refers to a variety of products
Yes but which one?
How many of those are used regularly by more than 0.1% users?
The real question is how many products could AWS call the same thing<p>two extremes at play here. A single brand name masquarading as the same product, versus a hundred brand names that don’t tell you a thing about what the product is<p>Kind of why I’m fond of GCP now. Just name it what it is
Related/same discussion:<p><i>What Is Copilot Exactly?</i><p><a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47603231">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47603231</a>
I don't understand, usually Microsoft is so good at naming things!
> A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t<p>It means Microsoft AI.<p>Hope that helps!
Blame brain dead product managers who merely want to hoist their poor quality yearly performance review slop on something existing that carries SEO/SEM value.<p>Most of the time, these piggy backers only pull down the value of what they're riding on.
We just call it Cope.
Azure Cope. GitHub Cope. SharePoint Cope. Etc.
This is what happens when you have some sort of top-down directive from the C-level people to put "AI" in everything, and dozens of department/project managers who all have their own fiefdoms
It's just one brand: Copilot
approximately the same number of products they have called "surface"
Slop-Pilot for Copilot.<p>One could argue that it is an oxymoron.
> .. the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things. Apps, features, platforms, a keyboard key, an entire category of laptops - and a tool for building more Copilots. All named ‘Copilot’.<p>Right, so then it's not a "product", or even a range of "products".<p>It's a brand name and inherently pointless to map out. It doesn't even have to involve any "AI" to be given the branding. All that matters is it's a thing they have, new or old, that they'd like to push people towards.
"All your Copilot are belong to us"
Microslop trying really hard to shove copilot shite down our throats
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Okay. But how many products have Gemini or Claude in the name?
Ignoring the disaster that is their branding/naming.<p>Copilot is _amazing_. Everyone is hyping about Claude, but I'm way more productive with the copilot cli. The copilot cloud agent is great, and copilot code review is great (we also tried the new very expensive claude code review - it was slow and expensive).<p>Forget that it's Microsoft, forget that everything is Copilot and go and give it a shot.
> Copilot is _amazing_.<p>Do you mean Github Copilot? If not, which Copilot are you recommending? Can you give a link to where it can be purchased or trialed?<p>I'm genuinely interested in trying out whatever you're recommending; but it highlights the problem, that I literally don't know what you're actually referencing.
maybe a different thing but trying to work with copilot as part of the microsoft apps (e.g. automation flows) feels like it has zero reasoning ability, just says the same thing over and over like a chatbot rather than LLM.
I find a lot of devs I’ve worked with don’t even know about copilot CLI and just think copilot is the VS plugin<p>Due to microsoft’s confusing naming
Nice try, Nadella!
At work, they gave everyone a GitHub Copilot license whether they wanted one or not, which meant it started spewing nonsense on all our PRs. (I had them remove my license again.)<p>I don't use LLMs, but a coworker who does said that Copilot was one of the worst of the lot.
I find the differences between the CLIs pretty minor. GitHub and Kiro are the only ones allowed at my job, and GitHub is fine.<p>What many people who don't use the GitHub Copilot CLI don't seem to be aware of is that it's not limited to GPT models. I mostly use it with Gemini and Opus, for instance.
I don't know if you're kidding, but I agree with you. I use the Copilot CLI in VS Code and Visual Studio and it works better than anything else. I do use Claude models with it....
How much is it?