There was a period of like 2 years when I was a kid where chuck Norris jokes were all the rage on the playground and I made an iPhone app that listed them all.<p>Jokes like “Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door.”<p>Anyway, I “built” this stupid app when I was like 13, copy-pasted like 300 jokes in there and a random one would show every time you tapped the screen.<p>Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.
It was so funny how that whole thing happened.<p>For the first time in over a decade he was suddenly relevant in a way. People remembered he existed, and they were playing off his tough guy image.<p>And what did he do? Try and shut it down and start suing people. Stupid.<p>It took him a couple of years to come around to it. If it wasn’t for those jokes would he be remembered anywhere as well? Or would he be a much more obscure celebrity by now?
> would he be remembered anywhere as well?<p>You underestimate how popular Walker, Texas Ranger was. It wasn't pulling ratings like Seinfeld, ER, or Friends, but it was a solid primetime staple for almost a decade.<p>I never watched it myself, but the 50+ demo loved it.
Maybe for people in the US. Internationally? I haven't watched a single episode of WTR, I don't know anyone who has, but <i>everyone</i> knows who Chuck Norris was.
In France, it was popular enough that everybody knew Texas ranger before the Chuck Norris jokes.
Seinfeld wasn't at all well known in Italy when I lived there, but WTR was.
> Maybe for people in the US. Internationally?<p>It was big internationally. But the jokes made Norris known to a whole different generation than the one watching WTR.
As a gent born and raised in Texas, and has never seen the show - I am pleasantly surprised to see these comments about how popular WTR was internationally. If I had been asked to bet, I would have lost money on this one.
I've got the impression that the big US exports are ones that play into big American stereotypes, e.g WTR, Baywatch, Friends. Not even that they see these shows and get programmed with these stereotypes, but that they have these stereotypes (Texas, California, NYC) and shows like this feed their imaginations and give them detail.<p>Exported media is weird. Like the huge proportion of British/BBC output (usually period, but also often detective in a way redolent of Christie) that is made primarily for export to foreign consumers who think of British upper-class culture as aspirational.
I loved WTR as a child in Spain! (This was like 15 years ago tho)
In Spain it was on the TV also for like a decade, and everybody knows who he is. Also in France.
Haven't watched it and first time hearing about it too. But I knew who Chuck Norris was.
It was extremely popular in Russian-speaking areas in the late 90s.
I watched it all the time in Canada.
It was quite popular in France.
Huuuuuuuuge in South Africa.
Personally I was at a prime age watching a lot of Conan O'Brien's Late Night show and one of his best skits was the Walker Texas Ranger Lever. They would pick the most ridiculous clips from the show and just run them out of context. IIRC Chuck Norris even showed up on the show one time to give him a "stern talking to".
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIEyn9G6_8" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIEyn9G6_8</a><p>Also, he fought Bruce Lee! One of my favorite face-offs ever filmed, esp in the martial arts movie genre. Not many actors who could say that.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlTyJhbTxxo&pp=ygUZY2h1Y2sgbm9ycmlzIHZzIGJydWNlIGxlZQ%3D%3D" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlTyJhbTxxo&pp=ygUZY2h1Y2sgb...</a>
Any person from South Africa from that era will have a certain tv announcement permanently etched in their memories. It goes something like:<p>"Friday night is action night with Walker Texas Ranger"
Never heard about this series in France. I discovered him through the jokes. I am 55
Somehow, I don't think he'll be remembered for Karate Kommandos ;) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6hb602588" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK6hb602588</a>
The only time I ever saw Walker,Texas Ranger was when I was living in Italy for a few months in the aughts. It was dubbed in Italian. Apparently it was popular there.
I loved that show! I was a teenager. Peak 1990s.
And he would be known by those people. I remember him being famous in the 90s.<p>Would the people who grew up in the early 2000s, or especially 2010s, know much of anything about him?<p>I mean how much do younger people know about Scott Baio or the Corys or Candice Bergen these days?
You might be able to argue he was a bigger star than any of them.<p>His career lasted far longer. He had big movie appearances for 30 years, none of those people accomplished that.<p>Norris' first movie role was in 1968, first big credited appearance was 1972, Walker Texas Ranger finished in 2001.
> You might be able to argue he was a bigger star than any of them.<p>I think that's a hard argument to make.<p>Candace Bergen's career was just as long. Her first movie role was 1966, she was nominated for an Oscar in 1979, and she was on a popular sitcom from 1988 to 1998 that won her five Emmies and attracted national commentary after criticism from the Vice President.<p>I was a kid in the 80s and 90s and to me even then Chuck Norris was a B-movie self-parody joke character. He was not an A-list "action star" in the sense that Schwarzenneger, Stallone, or even Van Damme were.
Haha haven’t heard of either of those but I do know that when Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the Earth down
The dude was a badass, 6 time undefeated karate world champion (!!!), created his own variant of karate mixed with korean martial arts, was a good friend with Bruce Lee and that scene in Colloseum - probably the coolest thing I saw as a kid growing up behind iron curtain... not many actors can have such a resume on top of their acting career.<p>Those who cared would/will know him regardless. But obviously those people would be relatively few and far apart.
An immense amount of time, dedication and talent must have went into all those achievements. This requires mastery of body and mind at an exceptional level. Putting aside all jokes and acting roles, the martials arts is where he earned my full respect and that will also stick in my memory about him.
He had is own line of denims, with extra stretchy crotches. Makes roundhouse kicking baddies in the face easier.
Chuck Norris made a Chuck Norris joke in one of the Expendable movies, and for that I'm willing to forgive all his indiscretions.
That is hands down one of my ATF scenes in any movie. Expendables 2 was IMO just about the most "fun" movie I've ever seen as well. It wasn't great cinema, or a specific classic.. but it was fun. I have similar feelings about Gremlins 2 as well. We need more fun movies, but too many people seem to have not been issued a sense of humor these days.
Maybe <a href="https://youtu.be/OBGtINJmFto?t=79" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/OBGtINJmFto?t=79</a>
> And what did he do? Try and shut it down and start suing people. Stupid.<p>Isn't that an obligation when you own a trademark? That you sue people, or else you may lose the trademark?
> Isn't that an obligation when you own a trademark? That you sue people, or else you may lose the trademark?<p>It's not quite as cut and dry as you suggest. Besides, in which way was a trademark being violated? Last I knew merely talking about and referencing a celebrity by name was not a trademark violation.
Found out about his passing from my teenage kids. They knew him as some legendary tough guy based solely on the jokes, but had no idea who he actually was. To be fair, looking at some other comments here about his political and personal leanings, I didn't know who he actually was either.
Chuck Norris was and is still an international sensation. Chuck Norris is right up there with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean Claude Van Damme.<p>His round kick, Walker Texas Ranger and his fight with Bruce Lee. In Africa, to this day, some TV channels still play his stuff.
His proximity to Bruce Lee earned him more or less permanent kung fu cinema fame. Walker,Texas Ranger and other work he did definitely boosted it, but the memes clinched it.
This post certainly wouldn't be here right now.
>> If it wasn’t for those jokes would he be remembered anywhere as well?<p>You’re assuming the jokes make people dive deeper. In reality I know the jokes and didn’t have a clue who he was and never cared enough to find out. The reality is the probably didn’t make much of a difference to how well he or his work was actually known.
Maybe not <i>as</i> well, but between the "Walker gave me aids" clip and Conan's Walker Texas Ranger lever, he'd still have been known well enough.
The Ruby gem "Faker" is used for generating fake data for testing, like legit-looking names, emails, phone numbers, lorum ipsum text, etc. About 10 years ago I was working on a messaging app, and wanted some real messages to see in the UI while I was developing it. One of the best engineering decisions I've made in my career was to pick the Chuck Norris Facts generator for the messages, so every time I re-seeded my local db or looked at a review app on staging, I was greeted by two fake people sending a half-dozen Chuck Norris facts to each other.<p><a href="https://github.com/faker-ruby/faker/blob/main/lib/locales/en/chuck_norris.yml" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/faker-ruby/faker/blob/main/lib/locales/en...</a>
Jeff Dean got his Chuck Norris app published by Chuck Norris.
I'm pretty sure they were all the rage when _I_ was at school, but that was long before the iPhone.<p>I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.
> I'm curious on what grounds they blocked the app.<p>The app probably used his pictures or his name, which are easy candidates for copyright or trademark-claims.
Mentioned below in a few comments but it was on the grounds of using his name/likeness.
(Not the parent poster) I found out about them in 2008-2009, and they were quite popular online and offline.
If you're curious, maybe you can look into Chuck's lawsuit against Penguin's book of Chuck Norris facts. He would eventually "co-author" his own book. The obvious guess here is trademark infringement (over use of Chuck's name/likeness) and/or copyright (if some of these facts were lifted from his book).
Interesting. I get the likeness thing, but surely one could publish jokes about anyone they wish and that would be satire or fair use or something?<p>Facts and copyright is an interesting one, because I'm surprised a fact can be copyrighted, unless it's the wording specifically.
For better or worse, in the US you can pretty much sue anyone for anything. A court certainly requires more evidence to declare liability than Apple would to remove an app.<p>As far as copywriting facts, are you really under the impression that Chuck Norris is the only man who can <i>factually</i> slam a revolving door? :)
The expendables had a scene that was basically the meme in live action, highly recommend. It’s all over YouTube.
That scene makes the movie one of the few 10/10 movies in my opinion. It's perfect for the target audience.<p>Seeing my dad, who grew up on these actors' action flicks, laugh himself to tears when Chuck Norris appears is one of my favourite memories.
Was this before or after Mike Huckabee started publicly offering Chuck Norris as his solution to "border security" on the campaign trail?
In India, we have Rajni (Rajnikanth) jokes that keep increasing in number and are still pretty popular...<p>I remember reading 'The Vinci Code' in college which was very popular those days and getting a SMS from a friend almost the same day, "Rajnikanth gave Monalisa that smile!".
I did something similar when Microsoft gave away Windows Phones for every app published on the app store. I used the Chuck Norris API though. The one I used is sadly no longer available (I think it was called CNDB). But there's a new one: <a href="https://api.chucknorris.io" rel="nofollow">https://api.chucknorris.io</a>
I'm still enjoying the Nolan jokes / memes, but in a weird way because of course, via <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CroppedNorrisJokes/" rel="nofollow">https://www.reddit.com/r/CroppedNorrisJokes/</a>
John Wick wears Chuck Norris pajamas. RIP to a legend.
Only God could defeat Chuck Norris.
I printed out all the jokes on my dad's home office printer and sold copies at school. This was pre smartphones.
In had one app like that from Cydia
Loved it.
i created a Facebook App that did something similar, it posted random jokes on your wall<p>This was like 2005-2006
Having been near the epicenter, I recall that Vin Diesel jokes (same format) pre-dated Chuck Norris ones. I always found it a shame that the Chuck Norris ones caught on; Vin Diesel is, imo, a better role model.<p>I bet Vin wouldn't have blocked your app.
> <i>Chuck Norris’s estate blocked the app from going live. I wish I had printed that rejection out and framed it.</i><p>Seeing the youthful spirit run headfirst into the corprocracy of locked down devices and app stores is depressing. Twenty years ago you would have made a webapp or flash animation, most likely avoided scrutiny and not even been shaken down. Thirty years ago you would have made a QBasic program and floppy/email/dcc it to your friends, completely illegible to the corprocracy. But these days simply trying to publish through the common channels, and you're immediately subject to restrictions made for businesses.
Death had to take Chuck Norris sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.
Chuck Norris never slept, he just waited
And yet death was defeated. And with that, Chuck Norris took up its mantle.
they were better when they were Vin Diesel jokes.
The Vin Diesel jokes I remember had an absurd quality to them beyond "He's really tough." One I recall fondly was "Vin Diesel writes Donkey Kong Fan Fiction."
Chuck Norris jokes were making rounds well before Vin Diesel was even born.
Haha, good one.<p>I will have to steal this one for my upcoming valedictorian speech.<p>The crowd is going to love it.
I believe it's stolen from a quote said about Teddy Roosevelt<p><a href="https://markloveshistory.com/2018/01/06/death-had-to-take-roosevelt-sleeping-for-if-he-had-been-awake-there-would-have-been-a-fight-vice-president-thomas-marshall/" rel="nofollow">https://markloveshistory.com/2018/01/06/death-had-to-take-ro...</a>
Except is was said by Vice President Thomas R. Marshall upon Theodore Roosevelt’s death and co-opted as a Chuck Norris joke.
Teddy Roosevelt was the Chuck Norris of his day. It is appropriate.
I think that comparison is quite unfair to Teddy, and overly flattering to Chuck Norris.<p>Historian, sheriff, war hero, governor, explorer, and a successful President who reshaped America largely for the better. While Roosevelt was human, he led a life that very few have ever matched.<p>That said, the line does fit them both.
It's a kickass obituary, no matter the subject!
from his instagram for his last birthday ( <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DVtiSHbETbX/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/p/DVtiSHbETbX/</a> )<p><pre><code> I don’t age. I level up.
I’m 86 today! Nothing like some playful action on a sunny day to make you feel young. I’m grateful for another year, good health and the chance to keep doing what I love. Thank you all for being the best fans in the world. Your support through the years has meant more to me than you’ll ever know.
God Bless,
Chuck Norris</code></pre>
Jokes aside, this octogenarian was living his golden years enviably. He was summiting peaks last fall, doing 500 lb barbell curls, and still sparring in his birthday video just 10 days ago. We’ve all gotta go sometime, but the way Chuck Norris went out was the way I’d want to go—able to do it all right up until the end. He was a lot of folks’ childhood hero, but that title is freshly renewed in my eyes. I have new inspiration in my fitness endeavors going forward.
He was supposed to die last year, but death took a while to muster the courage to call him.
He finally defeated life
While normally making jokes after a person's death would be socially questionable, in this case Chuck Norris himself loved the Chuck Norris jokes. For me at least, a good sense of humor is maybe the most endearing personality trait. RIP
Fundamentally, I'd argue that very little should ever be unreasonable or out of bounds to make jokes about; what is important is that it's <i>good</i> humour.<p>Case in point: <a href="https://theonion.com/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-hell-1819566162/" rel="nofollow">https://theonion.com/hijackers-surprised-to-find-selves-in-h...</a><p>And, as you say, in Chuck Norris' case, it's virtually obligatory.
> <i>Fundamentally, I'd argue that very little should ever be unreasonable or out of bounds to make jokes about; what is important is that it's good humour.</i><p>On a personal level, I couldn't agree more. I do hope that culturally we get to that point at some time :-)
Giving people reason to laugh while you are old and dying is a superpower. I wish i will have it, too.
I can only assume Chuck has decided to relieve the grim reaper of his duties, leaving us all here to meet our own end not with a scythe but a roundhouse kick.
17 years ago we launched the first "Chuck Norris Facts" app for Android (March 2009). It was a big success until end of 2010 when Chuck Norris sent his lawyers after us to get the app removed from the Android market. Chuck Norris won, we took the app down
Chuck Norris once slapped Pi so hard it became rational for a moment.<p>RIP dude, we’d continue the jokes, may your soul laughs as hard as we do.<p>Chuck Norris once bet 42 is a prime. He won.
I'm sure he'll get better soon
one of my favorite stack overflow questions: Why does HTML think “chucknorris” is a color?<p><a href="https://stackoverflow.com/q/8318911" rel="nofollow">https://stackoverflow.com/q/8318911</a>
I came to the conclusion a long time ago that early browser developers must have really been on quite a lot of drugs.
Some recent discussion on that one a couple Advents ago:<p><a href="https://htmhell.dev/adventcalendar/2024/20/" rel="nofollow">https://htmhell.dev/adventcalendar/2024/20/</a> (<a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42468318">https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42468318</a>)
I remember trade chat (/2) in wow on the Medivh server would often turn into Chuck Norris jokes. There were always about how bad ass Chuck was. How tough and impossibly manly.<p>One of my favorites.<p>Chuck Norris jumped into a lake. Chuck Norris didn't get wet. The lake got Chucked.
Trade chat (like /b/) was never great, but one of the first WoW addons I developed was designed to filter out garbage like this, and make idling with your guildies in Ironforge tolerable.<p>It's funny for a while, in measured amounts, and then it becomes tiresome.
I fear the crime wave as the thugs hear about this and take the streets back. Be careful out there people.
From Reddit: "I heard that the opening 27 minutes of Saving Private Ryan were loosely based on a game of dodgeball played by Chuck Norris in 2nd grade." ;-)
Chuck Norris doesn’t die.
Chuck Norris (and Michael Landon) were golden age role models for young men. Strong but thoughtful, firm but compassionate, and deeply principled but also practical. Yes, these were acting roles but they picked those roles for a reason. Rest in peace, Chuck.
"Deeply principled" really doesn't describe Obama birther conspiracists.
He was openly maga and a homophobe and a transphobe. I wouldn’t consider these qualities for a role model.
Many like myself did not know this as a kid in the 80s-90s. Some of the movies he made like "sidekicks" left a positive impression at that age.
Save it for reddit
A kind person with humility would never say this.
GP said "these were acting roles." They were talking about the characters, not the actors behind them.
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a Faceboot psychosis villain. It's basically the politics version of "Why is everything so cold?"
I think you forget that Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act and put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell” and Obama supported it originally.<p>Of course they both had a change of heart- was it true change or they saw the direction of the political winds? Who knows?<p>I don’t know Chuck Norris’s views on LGBT. But if he was a self proclaimed “born again Christian” and a rabid Trump supporter, I can only guess. But I no more expect people who were insulted by what he said (which I personally don’t know) to give him more grace or reverence than I do is a Black man who couldn’t give two shits about a dead racist podcaster.<p>Other people no more need to “contextualize” homophobia than I feel a need to “contextualize” the racism of a dead podcaster.
> put in the policy of “Don’t ask don’t tell”<p>DADT was a significant improvement over the status quo of "we ask, you tell, and then you get dishonorably discharged". Considering it evidence of homophobia is revisionism. Did it go far enough? No. Was it a good step towards where we wanted to go? Yes.
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Half the country didn't vote for Trump. Not quite 2/3rds of the voting eligible people in the country voted to begin with, and not even half of those people voted for Trump.<p>Less than 1/3rd of eligible voters voted for Trump.<p>Not all people that voted for Trump consider themselves Republicans, much less MAGA, when MAGA is only 50-60% of Republicans.<p>So in reality less than 1/6th of the US voting-eligible population is MAGA. Not half.<p>And that was at the election - roughly 20% of Trump voters now openly profess regret in voting for him, though I don't think we have data breaking that down as self-proclaimed MAGA vs. otherwise. I suspect if you were not self-proclaimed MAGA you're more likely to be open to regret, but I'm sure at least some of them were MAGA.
This is so much copium. Because of the electoral college, if you lived in California, NY, Missippi etc it doesn’t matter who you voted for for President, you knew where all of electoral votes were going.<p>Poll after poll shows 35-40% of the country supports Trump.
Unless poll after poll is contacting and registering answers from 100% of people in the country, that's only 35-40% of the people who answered the poll, which is a much, much smaller number.
Stating objective facts is not "copium".<p>It is simply false that "half the country [voted] for Trump".
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Well he was against gay marriage and against the Boy Scouts of America allowing gay kids.<p>If I have 10 friends and ask them all where they want to eat for dinner and 6 said let’s go to this nice Italian spot and the other 4 said “let’s kill Ralph and eat him”, that still means I have a shitty friend group.
It's more like 3 say "let's get Italian", 3 say "let's get Mexican", 3 say "I'm not hungry", and 1 says "let's kill Ralph, and eat him seasoned with Italian spices". Then the first 3 say "great idea!".
> You say "openly MAGA" as if it were a crime or something to be ashamed of.<p>maga is absolutely something to be ashamed of
It is absolutely something to be ashamed of, and a moral crime.
Anyone not ashamed to be MAGA is a psychopath. It absolutely is a shameful, hateful stance to embrace.
MAGA isn't a political platform, it's a cult of personality.<p>Witness the abrupt reversal in public opinion on foreign wars in the last month.
> You say "openly MAGA" as if it were a crime or something to be ashamed of<p>Can you explain why it's <i>not</i> something to be ashamed of?
I'm not American, but I don't see anything shameful about the fact that some people want to put their country of origin before the interests of other countries. I know I'd rather my politicians take care of my country first.<p>That isn't inherently against compassionate care for the rest of humanity. It just means that a government's primary responsibility is to its own citizens and, given that resources are finite, I would prefer my elected officials to secure more of them for our region when possible.<p>Whether Trump's approach is flawed is certainly up for debate (he's definitely insane and a tyrant), but efforts to "Make America Great Again" are not inherently bad.<p>(I'm actually from one of the countries targeted by ICE, btw. I'll just be respectful enough not to go to your country uninvited.)
Those points are fine, but not the root of what makes MAGA shameful. You can go about having that opinion and take actions towards it without being racist, anti-LGBT, generally hateful, and backing an administration that has been proven time and time again to be deceitful in every facet and tuned to the interest of the wealthiest.
You have a very narrow and rose colored view of what maga is. To us living in the US, maga stands for pedophilia, misogyny, racism, fascism, homophobia, transphobia, corroption and much more.<p>It absolutely has nothing to do with putting america first, it has everything to do with putting trump first. Im afraid you have made the mistake of listening to a politicians words instead of watching his actions. Every word from his mouth is a lie.
> To us living in the US<p>I'm not MAGA but it still doesn't stand for those things to me, or a massive percentage of the rest of the country.
I know he's a liar. He is probably mentally ill and definitely not very bright. But I was not talking about Donald Trump. I was talking about the principle of wanting to make one's country "great."<p>> To us living in the US maga stands for...<p>This is not true. The GOP won the popular vote, centrists see some advantages in MAGA, and even some Democrats are against MAGA without going to the extreme of painting them all as pedophiles and corrupt.<p>You are in the minority with that opinion.
"Make America Great Again" is propaganda and you're analyzing it as if it were a truthful mission statement.<p>Or more aptly, you're commenting on the title instead of reading TFA.<p>MAGA does not mean what you think it means for the people who actually live here.
I'm not american but I see technically nothing wrong with MAGA for me. it doesn't mean you must be transphobe or homophobe etc. but what people do under MAGA is another thing. sometimes it feels like for them it means "run america into the ground" or "get rid of all the best about america". GRABA if you like
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Being maga is diametrically opposed to supporting your country, as we've seen in particular this time around, but was also clearly visible in 2016-2020.<p>Rampant abuse of the legal system to target individuals, despite claiming (without evidence) that that was that the Democrats did against them<p>Total disregard for the constitution<p>Threats towards the judiciary<p>A million other things that I can list - but I'm sure you've heard them all and just don't care, so there's probably not much use in me continuing.
The entire point of MAGA is that they see “their country” as one where uppity negroes like Obama should have known his place, it’s DEI whenever a minority has a position of influence and power yet they keep lowering the standards for both ICE and the DOJ and RFK JR with no medical knowledge is the head of HHS.<p>America won’t be “great” until minorities, non Christians and non straight people know their role.
Indeed. And supporting MAGA is supporting the destruction of your country.
To believe in "Make America Great Again" you have to believe that America is not great, and this implies you are ashamed of your country. Shame is built in to MAGA.
That's some grade AAA ignorance hard at work. Or did you mean supporting Israel?
My country is not a cult of personality.
MAGA is not "the country". It's a collection of disgusting people that will take everything for themselves, even from others "in the group".
He was vocally against gay marriage<p>He was a vocal proponent of the birther conspiracy theory about Obama
You are talking to deaf ears on this forum.
Chuck was a great role model for real men, and I don't give a flying duck about what the majority on this forum thinks about that.
Real men don't hate gay people and aren't scared about where people pee
Masculine, kind, and fatherly. What a man. I want to be more like Chuck.
Real men say fuck.
What part about Chuck was a great role model for real men?<p>The homophobia? The racism? The infidelity? The conspiracy theories?<p>Or just because he was a martial artist and actor that had a bunch of low effort memes?
Just out of curiosity, could you (or anyone else) give a couple of examples of what you would consider "great role models for real men"? Or "good role models for well-adapted men", if you'd rather use less inflammatory language.
Fred Rogers, Terry Crews, Lin Manuel Miranda, Henry Cavill, John Cena, Steve Irwin and Dave Grohl to name a few.
Fred Rogers advised François Clemmons, an openly gay cast member, to remain closeted and even suggested he marry a woman to protect the show's viability.[1]<p>Terry Crews? Porn addict. [2]<p>Lin Manuel Miranda "blindly asks BIPOC performers to act in a piece detailing historical events benefiting their oppressors." [3]<p>Henry Cavill undermined the #MeToo movement saying he feared being called a "rapist" if he pursued women. [4]<p>John Cena buries talent... used his backstage influence to undermine the momentum of new stars (remember The Nexus in 2010, CM Punk etc) [5]<p>Steve Irwin fed a crocodille while holding his month-old son, putting him in danger. [6]<p>Dave Grohl? Chronic infidelity. [7]<p>All these men are way better than me, for sure. But you can see how these arguments against Chuck Norris are a slippery slope:<p>> The homophobia? The racism? The infidelity? The conspiracy theories?<p>You're cherry-picking virtues from people aligned with your politics and ignoring the good things your perceived "adversaries" have.<p>[1] <a href="https://www.npr.org/2020/04/30/847315345/officer-clemmons-mister-rogers-neighborhood-policeman-pal-tells-his-story" rel="nofollow">https://www.npr.org/2020/04/30/847315345/officer-clemmons-mi...</a><p>[2] <a href="https://www.addictioncenter.com/community/terry-crews-pornography-addiction/" rel="nofollow">https://www.addictioncenter.com/community/terry-crews-pornog...</a><p>[3] <a href="https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2020/12/9/unpop-opinion-color-blind-casting/" rel="nofollow">https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2020/12/9/unpop-opinion-c...</a><p>[4] <a href="https://culturess.com/2018/07/13/henry-cavill-missed-point-metoo-isnt-alone" rel="nofollow">https://culturess.com/2018/07/13/henry-cavill-missed-point-m...</a><p>[5] <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQr5ZD6fr0g&t=3s" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQr5ZD6fr0g&t=3s</a><p>[6] <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-47343688" rel="nofollow">https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-47343688</a><p>[7] <a href="https://www.gutinstinctmedia.com/latest-articles/a-rockstar-exit-dave-grohls-history-of-affairs" rel="nofollow">https://www.gutinstinctmedia.com/latest-articles/a-rockstar-...</a>
Ironically, the very concept of a “real man” is founded on the idea that a man should be defined by stereotypes rather than by sex, which puts manosphere enthusiasts and gender enthusiasts in closer epistemological proximity than either would care to admit.
I saw this coming, that's why I made this point, which you ignored:<p>> Could you give a couple of examples of what you would consider
> "good role models for well-adapted men" ?<p>I'm actually curious.
what are "real men"?
Imagine basing your entire opinion on a man about how they feel about that other man.
Imagine having a lot of people you once admired and looked up to as role models, from actors all the way to even your parents, suddenly all within a decade or so take their masks off and reveal that they are actually villains.
I stopped being a Chuck Norris fan when I learned he was a frequent contributor to WorldNetDaily, that he actively campaigned against gay marriage, and that he advocated for the theory that Obama was not born in America and saying shit like 'Electing Obama will plunge America into a thousand years of darkness.'<p>Him liking Trump was a symptom of his regressive, homophobic, and racist beliefs.
Incomprehensible levels of based.
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Chuck Norris was no role model, unless you want your young men to grow up as fascist Christian nationalist homophobes.
Chuck Norris didn’t die, we simply phased out of his reality.
Anyone remember barrens chat?
It's a trick; he will come back unscathed in the next episode.
There's not a body inside Chuck Norris's casket, there's just a fist.
So I guess Chuck Norris has now keys for the Pearly Gates and is the one who gets to pick the heavenly club members. I'm sure roundhouse kicks are somehow part of the process.<p>Why do I feel like an era has ended...<p>Rest in peace.
Clickbait. He is not dead, he just decided to retire from the world of mortals.
The Grim Reaper wished that Chuck Norris had only come to play chess with him!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris dominated WoW Barrens chat back in the day. It was kind of weird and amazing at the same time.
What in the Hell could possibly take down Chuck Norris??? We are all DOOMED!!!
I even remember the times he was not vintage yet, but the real thing. Maybe even watched his famous fight scene with Bruce Lee on the cheap cinemas back in the day. Good days. RIP .
He was a hero in tech and science as well. I recall during my PhD studies, we always create new memes on our field that Chuck can finish things in no time. In loving memory of Chuck Norris.
The earth was too scared to have him on it anymore...
Chuck Norris let him win
Oh wow, coincidentally I watched a Chuck Norris film recently with my (90 year old) grandmother, which resulted in me diving down a bunch of Chuck Norris memes for the first time in more than a decade.<p>RIP
Chuck Norris does not go to heaven, heaven comes to him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t die. Death gets Chuck Norris.
Oh this guy is a legend. Did he do anything with tech peripherally? I hope we can put up a dark top for him as an exception.
An absolute class act of a human. Life well lived.
He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point.<p>However, so as not to speak (purely) ill of the dead, I will say that he was an accomplished martial artist with a prolific film career.
> He had some pretty awful views that he was pretty loud about, especially later in life. He also cheated on his wife at one point.<p>In 1961, in his early 20s. You get ~80 years on this planet to make mistakes and have views that some other people will dislike. If these are the worst things we can accuse him of, while acknowledging all his charitable work, I'd say he fared OK compared to many other role models we have.
The Obama Birtherism nonsense was certainly not in this dude's 20s
Apparently much more recently too:<p><a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/01/13/chuck-norris-homophobic-gay-trump-capitol/" rel="nofollow">https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/01/13/chuck-norris-homophob...</a><p>Turns out he was a MAGA Christian homophobe. That’s … disappointing. But I guess I was naive to expect something different.
To be fair, you probably have some views some people think are pretty awful.
Oh, for sure. MAGA types think some of my views are absolutely abhorrent. I'm pretty sure there are a few cultures that would kill me for my views.<p>Just because they hate me, though, doesn't mean I can't disagree with their position.
I don't see how this matters. Whoever thinks I'm horrible is 100% allowed to say this after I'm dead.
Me 5 years ago did. I agree with all my views today. Who knows about me 5 years from now
There's a solid difference between 'awful' and just plain 'dumb'.
If I can quote Chael Sonnen, I’d like to say ”you absolutely suck!”
"Don't speak ill of the dead"?<p>How about "Don't be a bad person when you're alive"?
Something I was brought up to believe was that you shouldn't speak ill of the recently deceased. A courtesy to those in mourning.<p>I struggle with that rule sometimes.
Great advice. Do you follow it?<p>Is there one way to be a good person?<p>Does being a good person also mean agreeing with your politics?
There are good people whose politics I disagree with. If you are using your celebrity status to cause harm to millions on the international stage, systematically attempting to strip their rights, I think it's fair to say they weren't a good person.
My dad was a film reporter in the late '70s/early '80s, and told me that Chuck Norris had been one of the friendliest celebrities he had ever met.<p>My dad had some antiquated views himself too.
People can have/be both, I suppose.
"Class act" is doing a lot of lifting there
What exactly made him a "class act"?<p>Was it the part where he wanted public schools to force the Bible on everyone's children, regardless of their family's faith?<p>Or was it the part where he attacked the Boy Scouts for lifting their ban on gay members, because he broadly hates the LGBTQ+ community?<p>Or, likewise, when he staunchly supported Prop 8, because he felt that the government should enforce strict "traditional family values", and deny consenting adults he doesn't like to marry each other?<p>Or was it when he said that a Black president would bring "1000 years of darkness"?<p>Or was it when he said that Muslims were going to destroy America with Sharia law, merely for existing?<p>Or was it the part where he supported aggressive ICE action against anyone perceived to be foreign?<p>Just trying to understand how someone this despicable deserves the compliment you gave him. The only good version of Chuck Norris I know about is the pretend version from memes.
> Or was it when he said that a Black president would bring "1000 years of darkness"?<p>I looked this one up. It's true. He's been going out of his way to be a political firebrand and claiming milquetoast Democrats are Satan for decades. It wasn't some offhand comment when cornered on stage. He's pushed white christian nationalism hard for quite some time.<p>Sad, because it was so unnecessary, divisive, and <i>crazy</i>--a black mark on his legacy.
But it's not true the way GP phrased it. Norris did not say if a black man was elected then there would be 1000 years of darkness, he said it about a specific man who happens to be black. It's silly, but unless you're claiming that black politicians get special exemptions, his race is immaterial to this quote.
Nah. The part where his name was relevant again because of the jokes and he started the eating and suing people over it.
It was the part where he didn't say things like this about other people.
Looked it up and he did say these things, pretty shocking how racist he was. RIP, hope he finds peace in the afterlife and leaves the hate behind.
Except he did worse by his actions. And did say that about other people. Like Obama being born in Kenya. Dude was racist
this is class act for 1/2 of america
Yeah, his support of the Obama "birther" conspiracy was super classy.
I grew up watching action films in the 80s and 90s. I always like Chuck Norris ones as they had a humour and ridiclousness about them<p>Films like Missing in Action ,or delta force where the motorbike fires a rocket were just great at the time<p>I get he had some funny views later in life - but the films were a laugh at the time
@dang, given Norris' contributions to Internet culture - the memes - shouldn't he be honored with the black mourning ribbon?
Wishing him speedy recovery! Legend
Walker told me I have AIDS <a href="https://youtu.be/pQZX0nzvMag" rel="nofollow">https://youtu.be/pQZX0nzvMag</a>
He immediately asked the ferryman for a coin to get to the other side.
I remember having a "Chuck" plugin installed on our Jenkins back in mid 2010's. Gave me a Chuckle every time i forgot it was there.
Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he summoned the death. RIP.
Chuck Norris died? I didn't think that was possible...
<a href="https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/01/13/chuck-norris-homophobic-gay-trump-capitol/" rel="nofollow">https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/01/13/chuck-norris-homophob...</a>
Chuck Norris decided to take the final sleep on his own. Death tried years ago, but Chuck didn't feel like it.
First Wade Boggs and now this. Just awful.
What a legend.<p>I enjoyed reading the comments here. RIP.
This just means we're in a simulated universe. He's respawned elsewhere.
The only person that can train LLMs with his mind.
Chuck Norris didn't die -- Death just became Chuck Norris
The Grim Reaper requested permissions from Chuck Norris to take his soul.
My condolences, he was one of my favorite childhood actor :(
Honestly some of the most successful PR ever to paint a conservative religious bigoted homophobic freak as simply a meme of hyper-masculinity.
Chuck Norris didn't die, Death chucknorried.
Wouldn't be suprised, if he dies back and announces a film for next year.<p>He made it that far in life, that even if you might disagree with him on all and everything, you would still like him.
Death has Chucknorrised?
The headline is incorrect. Chuck Norris didn't die, he transcended.<p>Also, the grim reaper hasn't yet gathered the courage to tell him.
Godspeed. ;~;7
A part of internet dies with him. RIP.
He hasn’t died, he’s just moved on to an eternity of roundhouse kicking Satan.
"Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal."<p>― Chuck Norris
He'll be missed. I basically grew up on his movies.
Death becomes Chuck Norris.
RIP legend
Chuck Norris doesn't die. He prepares himself for the next battle, with Jeff Dean.
he has become death.
He kicked it, but the consequences of his long-standing support of the march toward hatred and division linger on.<p>The section on his Wikipedia page is helpfully succinct if you want to understand the basis of my not joining in the japes and jokes: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Political_views" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#Political_views</a>
I'm surprised Chuck Norris agreed to this.
Total Gym XLS has a 1-1.25" carriage bar for adding weight. 5gal bucket weights are the correct diameter to leave a gap between the weights and the floor.<p>Chuck Norris facts: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts</a>
How did he die?
The headline is inaccurate.
Chuck Norris is alive and kicking in another dimension.
Chuck Norris disagrees.
“We’d like to keep the circumstances private”<p>Yes, but now I’m like, super suspicious.
He was defeated by Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater. Understandable they're keeping that quiet.<p>(Ok, ok, technically it was Gandalf the Gray and White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight)
There is nothing suspicious about a celebrity's family just wanting to deal with death in private.
You're probably right, but that's not the usual wording you hear. Of course, when grieving, proper proofreading may not be (nor should it be) at the top of anyone's list.
They usually don't put it like that, though. It's usually just "please respect our privacy during this difficult time", etc.
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> Curbing violent crime is still more about what we do than it is about what government does. The answer is still more about nature’s law within us than it is about man’s law outside of us.
— Chuck Norris, 2012<p>What a load of horseshit. Government <i>is</i> "what we do." It's not imposed by alien pod-persons.<p>And he opposed marriage equality. What a scumbag.
> What a load of horseshit. Government is "what we do." It's not imposed by alien pod-persons.<p>On the other hand, when eventually the reckoning for this administration comes, would you welcome the idea of collective responsibility?
Very cool thread. Middle school jokes and culture wars. I’m so glad we don’t allow political threads on here and can instead bask in the intellectual might of people talking about TV man the did/didn’t like.
Chuck Norris promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ae9b-B_EQ0" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ae9b-B_EQ0</a>