19 comments

  • LeoPanthera2 hours ago
    &quot;Hi, I&#x27;d like to hear a TCP joke.&quot;<p>&quot;Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?&quot;<p>&quot;Yes, I&#x27;d like to hear a TCP joke.&quot;<p>&quot;OK, I&#x27;ll tell you a TCP joke.&quot;<p>&quot;Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.&quot;<p>&quot;Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?&quot;<p>&quot;Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.&quot;<p>&quot;Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.&quot;<p>&quot;Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.&quot;<p>&quot;I&#x27;m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?&quot;
    • Izmaki51 minutes ago
      This one is the only one among the 10+ I browsed through on the website and read in the comments that actually made me laugh. Good one! Thanks for sharing. :)
  • dmurray2 hours ago
    I was asked in an interview to explain the difference between TCP and UDP.<p>I knew about enough to fill an index card: enough for an adequate interview answer, but not enough that I would relish getting follow-up questions.<p>While deciding what to say I started with this joke. The interviewer laughed and moved on to the next question. I got the job offer.
  • bigstrat20031 hour ago
    I can tell you a DNS joke, but be aware that it might take 8 hours for everyone to get it.
  • divbzero3 hours ago
    Or alternatively:<p>&gt; <i>I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.</i>
    • Neywiny3 hours ago
      Or alternatively:<p>&gt; <i>I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.</i>
    • kuekacang1 hour ago
      &gt; A UDP joke I would tell you... but you might get it not
  • travisd4 hours ago
    packets udp bar walk a into
  • blorenz4 hours ago
    This was out of order.
  • memset4 hours ago
    In the same vein, here are some goodies:<p>- Jon Skeet facts: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;meta.stackexchange.com&#x2F;questions&#x2F;9134&#x2F;jon-skeet-facts" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;meta.stackexchange.com&#x2F;questions&#x2F;9134&#x2F;jon-skeet-fact...</a><p>- Chuck Norris facts: <a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.betterprogramming.com&#x2F;chuck-norris-programming-facts.html" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.betterprogramming.com&#x2F;chuck-norris-programming-fa...</a>
    • wizzwizz43 hours ago
      Bruce Schneier Facts: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.schneierfacts.com&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.schneierfacts.com&#x2F;</a>
  • charcircuit1 hour ago
    You can&#x27;t guarantee delivery of any message. This is the basis of the 2 generals problem.
  • senthil_rajasek4 hours ago
    Here is an ICMP joke,<p>- Knock Knock<p>- Who&#x27;s there?<p>- Thank you
    • redmattred4 hours ago
      If you want to hear a great ICMP joke just ping me
    • burnt-resistor3 hours ago
      Failed to shout it loud enough to make an echo. It TTL&#x27;ed 3 hops away.
  • CPLX2 hours ago
    I&#x27;d share my joke about HTTP here, but it makes me feel insecure.
    • lsc47192 hours ago
      Mix it with TLS joke
  • mlhpdx3 hours ago
    There are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.
    • lucb1e2 hours ago
      Which are those?<p>Btw, it reminds me of &quot;10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don&#x27;t&quot;
  • Polizeiposaune3 hours ago
    IP UDP we all P for TCP
  • blacklion3 hours ago
    There was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(
    • zamadatix3 hours ago
      This may not be the exact one you were thinking of but very similar kind of collection: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;attrition.org&#x2F;misc&#x2F;ee&#x2F;protolol.txt" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;attrition.org&#x2F;misc&#x2F;ee&#x2F;protolol.txt</a>
  • irishcoffee3 hours ago
    I think I prefer the punchline “I don’t expect you to get it, and it’s not a big deal if you don’t, happens to everyone”
  • burnt-resistor3 hours ago
    Put a cork in it.
  • damnitbuilds4 hours ago
    Did I get it ?<p>Ulster says NO! :<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Ulster_Democratic_Party" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Ulster_Democratic_Party</a><p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtu.be&#x2F;M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtu.be&#x2F;M1sCNdfMMZA?t=19</a>
  • Gibbon13 hours ago
    ght get it liYou mike this though
  • MarkusWandel3 hours ago
    &quot;get not you might it but&quot;